The Point - Worst Sex Scenes

MOIST!!!!

Funny how many of the usual suspects who dominate comments & discussion AREN'T chiming in.

Hmm... I wonder why?...

Got a few laughs out of that one. Great stuff!

haha!

damn......spoiler alert, i hadn't beaten Far Cry 3 yet.......and now, i probably never will.

8-bit sex scenes. Now I've seen it all.

"Is that a pixel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

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Danny, you forgot something........


BATTLE RAPER II

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I suppose sex is like a lot of video games. There needs to be a satisfying stage before you get to the head boss. If you don't know where the weak points are, like erogenous zones, you'll be wasting you time. Most good boss battles should take somewhere between 7-20 minutes. Too short and it's disappointing. Too long and it's just frustrating and things get sore.

After you finish the battle, it's good to relax and spend some time recouping rather than just shutting off the system.

I do believe we are therefore missing the TOP 5 sex scenes!?

I will never forget the time in DA:O my male dwarf accidentally seduced the male elf. I am not homophobic, its all good, but That big read beard.... and all for a pair of shoes...

hilarious.

Cracked did an article on this that was much more horrifying. Here's the link (NSFW, but funny as hell)

http://www.cracked.com/article_20693_6-video-game-sex-scenes-that-will-give-you-nightmares.html

Why do I get the feeling Danny was channelling Johnneh here?

About David Cage: he knows that sex is normal, healthy thing and it's part of our everyday life... on the other hand killing 200 "people" in 10 minutes not so much. He's not so worried about age ratings thankfully.

We need sex scenes if they give something to the story. In movies it's a normal thing in games it's a TABOO.

This episode had a "Danny's working out some sort of issue" ring to it. :) The scenes are pretty funny however.

what about God of War??

Indigo Prophecy as a game was worse then all of those sex situations.

@canuckbiker

Killing to protect yourself.

Doing sex for pleasure it's a big mistake, should do just for reproduction purpose.

Where's censored sex LARRY? :-P

i remember the first time i saw a sex scene in a game it was in mafia 1 and me and my friend had the hardest time trying to progress in it. one night we tried to beat a crap load of levels and we were super happy to progress and we get to a cutscene of the main character and some chick having sex. we were super silent for a minute and couldnt believe what we just saw! then we couldnt stop laughing.

This implies there are tasteful sex scenes in videogames, which I would find very surprising. As someone else said, it always emphasises the fakeness of games. Sex requires very subtle movements (and, more generally, the convincing interaction between two surfaces), something animated characters in videogames are incapable of. The best you can do is a pre-rendered high quality cutscene, like some of those promo trailers out there.

I don't like sex in videogames, that's wrong and should be banned.

Sex it's the right thing to do just after the marriage.

I never went for it, but the robot you program for sex in fallout new vegas would be funny/ awkward.

Fun fact - in the first Witcher game, you get trading cards for each girl you fornicate with.

You cry before sex too? Pity sex!!

The only game I ever saw that did a sex scene right was the Witcher 2. Props to those devs for not being morons about it.