The Point - Worst Sex Scenes

LOL

I am a mature woman. I am a mature woman. I am- OH MY GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS AHAHAHA. *laughs through entire video* Should probably put a spoiler alert for Far Cry 3, though.

I'm 30 and I giggled through that video like a 12 year old school boy lol (Danny makes me piss my pants)

So I'm playing FC3 and get to the end. Not sure what is supposed to happen next. My wife walks in and immediately my character is boning a painted Amazonian woman. She says "WTF?" and I start laughing so hard I'm crying and can't see the screen. Ah, good times. Game sex is sad/funny, not sexy. Not even a bit.

I got a kick out of the scene in Far Cry 3 where you were tripping balls fighting a giant demon with a a bow and arrow and upon his defeat you wake to find yourself being raped by a hot warrior goddess with the red painted nipples.

Well, when Star Citizen comes out, I might have sex with its DVD disc. Does that count?

leisure suit larry was always fun

Awkwardly dry humping, the video game.

Spoiler alert, goddamnit!!!!!

Worst. Episode. Ever! ;)

I think the worst sex scene was in Mario Sunshine. I have nightmares about Mario and Luigi giving Princess Peach that double mustache ride!

"at least let me pull out before you do it" hahaaaa tell that to a Black Widow =P

Good list, agree with most of 'em, would have had the GTA San Andreas or other GTA ones in it too, so cheesy and awkward, almost as bad as Mass Effect's.

Ther HAS to be some sort of japanese game to take #1.

Can't say Danny has no heart ;)

Well, a lot of these disturbing scenes obviously come from mature games.

>.>;; what ?... no more goat simulator ? I'm so sad right now

What's ~the point~ in sex scenes when there's internet?

WTF Where's Dragon Age Origins? That literally looked like Team America puppet sex.

The most awkward I've ever felt was at the start AC Brotherhood when our valiant hero Ezio returns from Rome (all Apple of Eden'd up) and is seduced by Caterina Sforza. The end product is a rather wooden, Thunderbirdsesque tumble in front of the window with his black-afronted armour looking on in shame. I honestly had to look away: awful.

OMG, the zooms at the end. So funny!

I cannot stop laughing!!! Well done Danny!

Easily one of the best episodes ever. I probably shouldn't have watched it at work but I couldn't resist. Too damn funny.

I was definitely laughing quite a bit during this episode. What will you have in store for us all next week?

Well played Sir.

Im Thinking about sex right now, Danny, because its the subject of your video. Gee why is there such obsession with sex. Its natural okay, I get it, gee! Its the stance of people towards it that bugs me.

On subject, I found sex scenes to be rather unecessary.

I don't like anything that tries to be serious/romantic in a video game. It usually comes of as awkward even though it's attempting to be mature. A good example are most of the scenes in Bioware games.

Other games like Saints Row and The Witcher treat it in a more immature/funny way. You can just watch it and laugh at it. I much prefer that as I'm more comfortable with it.

This is my personal preference.

god of war: we usually don't see anything.

GTA San Andreas with the hot coffee mod. Especially the gimp mission.

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Not cool. Not all of us play games for a living. Some of us can only play an hour or two a night, and many of those people are re-playing old games, or playing games that don't really end (civilization, online games, etc). Not everyone buys the newest games right away.

Witcher?

Danny, I think the pigeon dating game has had some, er... strange side effects on you. :P If you were worried about people finding you through THOSE videos... ;)

Gothic 2 sex scene way worse than most of them

"It's in your dinner!"

"Otters pocket"

...soooooo stealing that one.

I didn't beat far cry yet... why no spoiler alert ):

that had me in a fit from the start good job

Can't believe you've put Custer's Revenge on the video.

"with all the indifference of a sedated cow" one of the funniest lines I have heard on this site.

The worst sex scenes: paradise cafe old spectrum game, google it.

ahahah awesome. Keep it up Danny, your shows always rock

The worst sex scenes are ones where there is no sexy blue alien chick.

the last bit I almost died laughing oh god danny

LOLOLOL

lmao good one Danny

lmao "her otters pocket"