During the postmeridian hours of August 22, 2006, I was required to assist my friend, Joanna, in selecting a cellular phone. The supposed landmark was the Cingular store, but resulted towards the entrance of Pizza Boy. Here is the conversation... -Maikeru: I didn’t see you outside the Cingular store.:? -Joanna: You just haven’t been looking.:| -Maikeru: Okay, you sound as though you're a scarlet woman.:P -Joanna: Shut up…:| -Maikeru: Well, you do…:lol: -Joanna: Okay fine, happy now?:| -Maikeru: I’m quite jubilant now, thank you very much.:lol: -Joanna: Why do you always have to sound like a nerd?:? -Maikeru: How am I “sounding” like a nerd?:? -Joanna: Your use of language…:| -Maikeru: It’s quite horrible, how atrocious your vocabulary is…:lol: -Joanna: Okay, I win. What do you dislike?:| -Maikeru: *sighs* Um, I loathe the genetic underclass, the ghetto ones, of course…:) -Joanna: Um, I didn’t get any of that.:? -Maikeru: *sighs* I loathe impecunious people who are ghetto.:| -Joanna: Okay then…:| -Maikeru: You didn’t perceive any of that, did you?:? -Joanna: No.:| -Maikeru: My mask of sanity is slowly fading away, thanks to you.:cry: -Joanna: Whatever…so what do you want to do now?:? -Maikeru: What do you mean? I was supposed to assist you in selecting a cellular phone.:| -Joanna: You mean cell phone.:| -Maikeru: Same ****!:evil: -Joanna: Let’s go then.:) -Maikeru: About ******* time, woman.:evil: -Joanna: You’re so adorable when you’re irate.:P -Maikeru: You’re kidding…:| NOTE: This was a friendly conversation.

This glitchy *** site deleted all of my friends.:evil: This site is garbage. It is a piece of ****... If this is permanent, then Holy ****!:| Please either post or PM me.:cry:

On 8/20/06, there was an issue between a Pigeon and I. I orchestrated the remorseless capture of the creature, for it was not a formidable foe. 8/21/06 - BACKYARD I’m currently in an immeasurable predicament, for an aggravating squirrel has been eradicating my parents’ resplendent peach tree. It’s wasting such beautiful peaches, chucking numerous amounts of peaches on the ground for absolutely no reason. My parents reprimanded me because I didn’t attempt to thwart the rodent’s actions. I loathe this unsightly creature. If I possess the ability to capture the creature, I will annihilate it. From this day forward, those who share a fondness for squirrels are all evil through my eyes… NOTE: Yeah, I don't know why I even blogged this...:|

so here goes nothing: Ah, chicken go cluck-cluck Cow go moo Piggy go -- [snorting] How 'bout you Gonna be an animal just like you... BOOM BOOM BOOM CHAKA BOOM BOOM, CHA CHIGGY, CHAKA CHAKA CHOO CHOO Now that's out of my system...:|

I've completed my primary task of the day, orchestrating the remorseless capture of a Pigeon/Rock Dove. THE PROBLEM: The subnormal creature, constructed a nest on my gutter, unloading feces. A majority of the feces settled within the gutter, creating an impediment for water. The impediment caused an overflow of rain water to infiltrate my front lawn. The end result was a lawn submerged under water, obliterating all plant life.:| THE PLAN: I've petrified the pigeon from it's nest multiple times. The animal would reappear only if I leave it's nest, which is perfect. I pasted glue on a mesh net I've discovered in my house, located it on the nest. The plan resulted as a success, for the pigeon was ensnared to the nest.:twisted: I've given the abominable creature to nurturing pigeon-breeders, not far from my home. I DON'T KNOW WHY I EVEN BLOGGED THIS...:|

RECREATION INTERNATIONAL Leader: Michael(Maikeru) Masa Takada My goal...to produce an impeccable organization formed to conduct specific activities. Members must be able to luxuriate in the activities executed within the union, in order for it to be a complete satisfaction. I now require a few ideas from my future associates. Again, this union is for your complete delectation... NOTE: This organization may not form at all, due to the lack of associates.

Just a heads up people... I'm planning on forming a union. Possible names: -Recreation International -Recreation Universal -Universal Discussions -*Post your own*

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