System Wars, it is a cursed place where few dare to tread. Life is a not too prevalent force within the boarders of System Wars, few examples of wildlife such as sheep, cows and lemmings scatter the land, intelligent life, however, is non-existent. You may say, what foolish man would ever even consider speaking of such a place lest he vomit his lunch. I not only speak of it I have gone there, the place where there is no god and brain cells die at the first steps across the border, this is my story. The following are quotes, things said by the locals of this land. I warn you, these people are mad, I advise not to make trips to this damed hell, I have made them so you don't have to.
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“At college their is gang that actually beats people up for having a DS. I quite agree with them to do it to because everytime i ever hear someone talking about the DS its normally things like 'DS is for poofs' and 'my little brother has a DS'. Personally i would be embarrased to have a DS because it would ruin my reputation and people would call me a loser.”
“stfu nintendo ds is so lame it got cheap as graphic the only rated M game they have is resident evil sorry **** its the 21 century we dont play with little kids game anymore”
“Nintendo is just not good at consoles.”
“Giant crabs? Riiiiiidge Racer? That's all you have to say? Well I'm sorry, but giant crabs used to exist back then and nothing is really that embarassing about Ridge Racer.”
“Heh. Actually, even the PS2 was able to do 4D. MGS3 did it.”
"Nintendo doesn't make games fool, they publish them."
"Einstein and Hitler lived during different time periods."
"All DS gets are sequels and remakes. Like that remake of the original Super Mario Brothers and the port of Mario Kart 64."
“****station 3 with blue**** disc”
"Sega have been around for longer than Nintendo"
“Metroid Prime is JUNK.”
"Plus, the better graphics a game has, the less room the game has for actual gameplay"
"Kameo is the best game ever. Kameo is your God!!! Bow down to Kameo!!!!!"
"Rumble is the worst thing ever invented, and it is dangerous."
"Gaming is for fun ? you casual... the industry is getting lame because of casuals.”
"Resistance: Flop of Man"
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And here is a funny comic I found, enjoy: http://www.theultrageeks.com/blog/strips/2006-01-31.jpg
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