The Gist - 5 Horrible Video Game Names Worse Than "The Lego Movie Videogame"

What are the crappiest game names EVER? Well, Jess gives you five of her all-time favourite titles that suck. Seriously, they're just awful.

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Resident Evil... We all know it's a kind of stupid name, but it's been nearly 20 years, we're over it... Thought I still think Biohazard is way better... if only the name hadn't been trademarked...

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@DiamondDM13 as a non-native English speaker, I find it hard to make sense out of "Resident Evil" words… something like "the evil thing that resides within something"?!?

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@Ahiru-San @DiamondDM13 Portuguese here, doesn't make much sense in my native language either, but oh well...

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@tmrtyn @DiamondDM13 @Ahiru-San Nem sei qual é o nome que eles deram aos filmes, tenho medo de saber.

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@DiamondDM13 @Ahiru-San Se fosse traduzido pelos mesmos parvos que traduzem nomes de filmes em Porugal seria algo tipo..."A Residência do Mal" ou "A Casa do Mau-Olhado " xD


...sorry for foreigning around...will revert to English now.

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@BarkingSpider81 @DiamondDM13 @Ahiru-San You can thank Nintendo and Pokemon for that. Learned more English by playing the games since my 7 years old, than anything I got from lessons in school...

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@DiamondDM13 @Ahiru-San For English not being your native language, I can say with 100% certainty that your spelling and grammar is better than most people in the U.S.

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Missing Final Fantasy. What does it even mean? I mean, the game has been going on for what 13? Maybe 14 games? When will the word "final" actually pop-up?

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@delta5931 final fantasy is more about final "vision" or piece of memory that completes the puzzle/story and usually changes the context completely (of the puzzle/story). Unfortunately we see less FF games that stick to that concept and just carry that name.

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@delta5931 I think the original Final Fantasy was meant to be their last effort in making a game… but then it was a success… gotta check some sources though, I read it some decades ago...

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Jess, someone may have already said this, but bravely default seems more like an adverb verb pairing (to default in a brave manner) and kind of an interesting one, as default seems often to be associated with failure-often associated with negative consequences to one's self(to default on a loan), therefore to do so bravely seems to be unique situation.

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Flappy Bird

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Metal Gear Solid is pretty bad, as well as MGR: Revengeance.

Little Big Planet

Legend of Zelda: Links awakening had nothing to do with Zelda.

Halo (the ones with nothing to do with Halo's)


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@Dan11223344 Halo isnt really a bad titles for the none halo related stories as it lets the user know they are within the same universe as Halo 1 2 and 3

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Didn't Halo 3 take place on earth?

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@Sevenizz Only the first half or so

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From the department of redundancy I always enjoyed "Mobile Suit Gundam: Mobile Suit Gundam Vs. Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam". No doubt what's going to happen in this game.

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Street Fighter: Real Battle on Film

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LittleBigPlanet.


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I always thought that "Call of Duty" is a pretty dull name.

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@prodigy84bg well as it came out to battle medal of honor for the top ww2 shooter slot its actually a really clever name seeing as the description of what it takes to earn a medal of honor is "Above and beyond the call of duty"

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@larkin-54 Perhaps so, but war shooters suck anyway.

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Now that was fun! What game titles bother me? "Devil May Cry", What does that even mean?

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@cratecruncher Don't know much about the game but i think its a play off the phrase "Devil may care" which means reckless/careless.

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@cratecruncher that devils have emotions :)

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@cratecruncher I don't mean to go into a nerd frenzy but the name Devil May Cry makes sense depending on how you look at it. Dante was the son of a demon and the story has to do with vengeance. The Devil May Cry part is an indication of Dante feeling mournful of his mother being killed. *Hunch* Devil May Cry. :o. I over analyzed though.

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@Snowx1 Contorted, but good enough for me!

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@cratecruncher It means that the devil may or may not cry, leaving players eager to find out whether he actually cries :D

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Kingdom hearts 358/2 days, I don't even know how to say that.

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Final Fantasy 2

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@StammBladecastr You beat me to it. But I would add 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, and soon enough 15.

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@_Roo_ @StammBladecastr Not so final, it seems.

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I love the game but


Super Street Fighter 4 Arcade Edition version 2012

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Rainbow 6 Vegas 2


It sounds like a hockey score.

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@StammBladecastr lol

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The name Divine Divinity is a joke. Not that it's so bad that it's a joke. It is actually a joke. It's the weird sense of humour of the people in Larian. There is actually a recipe ingame that is called Divine Divinity and the writer comments on the ridiculousness of the name.

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Pokemon X, Y is pretty stupid.

guess they ran out of colors.

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@HiImUPSMan Cracking games though.

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Yup, from the first time I heard it, I definitely thought "Bravely Default" was about the stupidest title ever.

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I think that Bravery Default and Resident Evil are cool names. They certainly stick to my brain alright.

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Default is also a verb. Perhaps the game is about being unable to pay a bank loan.


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@mboettcher Good one! He's not payin' and just try and do somethin' about it.

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@mboettcher You made me laugh. That's a good one.

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Why did biohazard become resident evil in the U.S.? what was wrong with a game called biohazard?

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@Nzilla There was already a game out on the market with that name as well as a band so rather than hassle with registering it they went with another name.

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@Nzilla I think it was the name of a band or something, legal issues.

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@meedokicky @Nzilla And also because Biohazard is a stupid name for a game.

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How about "Lost: The Video Game". Oh, bollocks, I lost the game...

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I think Resident Evil makes sense, you're taking on the main evil that is resident in the world, or if you're more romantic, it could refer to the evil that resides in all of us that we have to fight to be brave and selfless, like the protagonists.


Default is also a verb, you can default on an agreement, it can mean to rebel against. So Bravely Default actually makes quite a bit of sense. I really liked the title when I saw it initially.



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