Hey all . hope everyones feeling good! After my massive last blog , I have decided to make a shorter one this time . I promise! :).



Anyway this blog is about the old 90's tv show Saved By The Bell . And what a show it was .
It was set in the fictional Bayside High and followed the daily antics of a bunch of kids that attended . The show dealt with real teen issues such as freindship ,dating , drugs , drunk driving and financial issues .
The main cast were:

Zack Morris
- The goldenboy of the show . He was cool , funny , popular and did well with the ladies . Often competing with AC Slater for girls and He would often come up with schemes to get his main love interest ( Kelly Kapowski) to like him , make money or pass a test.

Kelly Kapowski
- The Best looking girl in the show . She was a cheerleader , The most populor girl in school . She was on the volleyball and swim teams . Despite her looks she was very kind and caring and became part of the "gang" after Zack and Slater both competed with each other to go out with her.

Screetch Powers
-The school nerd . He was regularly turned down by girls , made fun of and was obsessed with lisa Turtle. The feeling was not mutual and she turned him down god knows how many times . He did eventually manage to get a girlfriend tho. He had been tagging around with Zack since they were little . In exchange for doing zacks homework and helping him with schemes he recieved protection from bullies and a boost in his own confidence.

AC Slater
- The Jock of the group. He transferred to Bayside and quickly became the star athlete of the school . From his wrestling victories and being the quarterback of the football team. He was also muscular and this made him a hit with the ladies . He started of as Zacks rival but soon became his best friend.

Mr Belding
- The school principal.He thought of himself as "down" with the kids and this often led to humorous viewing . He was known for his funny laugh and he generally cared what his students thought of him .

Jessie Spano
- The "know it all" of the group. She campaigned for womens rights . She was ****president and one of the smartest kids in the school . Zach often climbed in to her room through a tree outside her window. Later in the show her main love interest became AC Slater .
Lisa Turtle
- The fashion expert and gossip queen of the school.She was trendy and talkative. She came from a very wealthy family and this meant she could always have the latest fashion trends bought by "daddy" She was asked out alot by Screetch but always turned him down.

I loved this show as a kid and a couple years ago I watched it all again online and it was still pretty good.
The guy that played Screetch (Dustin Diamond ) Turned out to be a right arse and wrote a book saying that the other cast members were taking drugs and having sex in their dressing rooms .
He also starred in a porno called Saved By The Smell where he gives a chick a "Dirty Sanchez" ( Gives her a moustache of his own fecal matter) Gross .
You can catch Mark-Paul Gosselaar (who played Zack) on his new show Franklin & Bash

You can actually buy tshirts that have the lovely Kelly on them ( as worn by Justin Bieber)



Anyway its about time I showerd and got breakfast but I shall leave one last picture of Kelly ciao :P x

Bonjourno how ya all feeling ? I'm feeling rather good considering the week I've had . I had a terrible week at work . I got really badly sun burnt and to top it off my girlfriend decided to end things . But despite this i remain my upbeat and cheery self because as i was coming out the shower all naked and wet i looked at the reflection in the mirror and thought this guy is pretty awesome indeed and then i shouted "I WANT TO BE ON YOU!!" and spent the best part of the day kissing the mirror . Ok the last part may not be true but i think everyone has something awesome to offer the world and It's good to just get out there and do it .

So anyway to kick things off here is a song that is a beast!

Paint Your Target




Fightstar are really under-rated by the public. They have so many good songs but not that much people seem to like them even tho all 3 of their albums were critically acclaimed .
If you enjoyed that first song then you may want to here this song by their extremely talented lead singer Charlie Simpson who has gone solo and has an album coming out soon.

Parachutes


His hair is so cool.

Im not sure which song i prefer but they are both really good and i may have to get my hair done like his haha.

I realise no one on this has any idea what i look like so i thought id put a recent pic of myslef up to maybe help yous know me a bit better. Since when i read peoples blogs on here i often wonder what the people behind the blog actually look like!This was taken last month at Rockness music festival



I am the dude on the right doing the thumbs up lol . So now i feel like you all know me that little bit better .Perhaps i know you well enough to tell you that i am wearing boxers with red kisses all over them haha .

Who loves orange soda?


Kel loves orange soda

The reason for this is that the them tune to this was playing in my gym the other day . It was a bit of an anti-climax when you and a bunch of massive dudes are busy lifting heavy weights and all of a sudden the theme tune to a 90's childrens tv show comes on . But it was still pretty cool since i actually used to love Kenan and Kel :).
what ever happend to them apart from being in Good Burger?


Have you seen these men ?

Moving on to fashion ( yes fashion!)
I managed to get myself a pair of sunglasses that i was wanting for a while .Ray-Bans ****c wayfarer's . A lot of celebs wear them and they are really sweet so im pretty chuffed that i got them.
Admit it ....you wish you were as awesome as me and R-pat . Pretty sweet glasses tho.

I need to get a new cardigan since i only have one and its been a good 2 years but i found a pretty sweet Superdry one

sweet gear.

Anyway as you may have worked out . I am pretty much addicted to clothes haha :P

And now for the gaming part of my blog ( If you havn't got bored yet lol)

Well i recently went on a bit of a splurge and added 4 new games to my 4 new games .So i now have 8 games i have bought in the last 11 days or so ahhh Hervo you tosser.
I have completed Vanquish which was so amazing but I have only played 3 levels of Little Big Planet 2 and 4 hours of Final Fantasy XIII
I havn't even played the remaining 5 games which are Borderlands, Bioshock, Dead rising 2 , GTA 4 and Heavy Rain .
Just now im only playing Final Fantasy XIII so i have no idea when i will get to play the rest .But i must say i am really enjoying it and i am so glad i bought it after all the negative things i heard about it . Snow is such a cool character and Vanille is still a fitty and i cant wait to play some more :) . My only problem is i'm a pretty busy guy so even at a push it is hard for me to play more than an hour or 2 of games a day and alot of days i dont get the chance to play at all like today. I will do a bigger blog on my games when i get a chance to play them.


I wouldn't normally call a games character fit since it sounds a bit weird . but she really is :P haha

Although she is no Lucy Pinder


She is so fit . It shouldn't be allowed. I wouldn't stop till my cock broke



I should probably have my own webisite but ..... what do you think ?

A dude in England has died from DVT which was apparently caused by his daily 12 hour gaming sessions .
So remember dudes and dudettes as much as games are fun it isn't really normal to exceed a few hours per day . I know i myself cant bear to play for more than 2 hours . So go out enjoy the sun , enjoy the company of fellow dudes and dudettes , enjoy the alcohol , enjoy the food , enjoy the music , enjoy the sports , enjoy the sex and most importantly enjoy life .
Ciao x

Ola how is everyone feeling ? I personally am in the party mood right now and heres a song to help get anyone else in the mood too



Little Bad Girl

Whether your on the beach , in the bedroom , in the office . it doesn't matter just jump about to this song . And if you prefer to do it naked ..who am I to stop you ?
Anyway Gamespot is back up and running so the people lucky enough to have me as a friend on this can resume looking at my blogs ( lucky you!) .

To kick things off I hear Pippa Middleton is now single .So now to play the waiting game and im sure she will call me soon.


Everyone knows posh girls are the best in bed.

So recently i've been training quite hard . Going to the gym often and doing a combination of weight lifting and cardio, even the gruelling task of trying to eat healthier . All for the quest of getting the kind of beach body everyone wants (Think Mario lopez) Decent pecs , broad shoulders , 6 pack and decent looking arms . I've discoverd that it is really hard work and you have to put 100% effort in to it to see results but thankfully I am seeing the results and everything is looking fairly good and i'd say another 6 weeks or so and I could have something special going on . I would upload a pic or 2 but I dont want to seem like a massive Catch U Next Tuesday. If someone requests then I have no choice tho lol .

Summer seems to have finally hit Scotland and the last 3 days have been really sunny and hot instead of the rain that has been about for the last month or so but i've been working these 3 days which always happens on good days and so i have not been in the sun at all apart from going to work. My day off is tomorrow and i can only pray that it is still sunny as sunny days in Scotland are rarer than a sober Irishman. I can't really make that joke since we are just as bad in Scotland but here is an Irish themed dance song .


Paddys Revenge


Some people say its hard to jack off to a music video that has a dude dressed as a leprechaun popping up on the screen every few seconds , but not me ;) .
And just to clarify ...that was a joke haha

And now on to the actual games section of this blog . I am really excited for the Metal Gear Solid HD collection . For those who dont know it is a game containing Metal Gear Solid 2 , 3 and Peace Walker all updated in to glorious high-def .I cant pucking wait ( yes pucking) its the new **** . Just imagine the lush jungles of 3 in HD . Or being able to see every bead of sweat run down Fat Mans face in 2 ...ahhh technology . 2 and 3 are amongst the greatest games of all time and even tho i have the ps2 versions in my room . I would much rather play them with updated graphics and the addition of trophys and hopefully they'll throw in some bonus content like the stuff previously seen in Substance.I never played Peace Walker so looking forward to something a bit different .

Can't Wait . It is going to be better than a blowjob from Megan Fox ...Actually! who am I kidding i'd take the blowjob .


I don't think any guy or girl would say no to that!

And in a quick bit of news : Someone has made Harry Potter Butter Beer to celebrate the last movie. Is there no end to these Potter fanatics . Some wee geeky dude with glasses , waving his own tiny wand around all over the place and making friends with ugly goblin dudes . How is that a good movie ? Swap Daniel Radcliffe for Arnold Schwarzenegger and theres your movie.


Give him an owl and he's good to go . Plus he would give Hermione what
she needs.

Anyway guys it's been fun . I laughed , I cried , I released several bodily fluids and I even broke in to interpretive dance .
But till next time ciao :P x

Well the other day i was in town at the gym with my friend and to kill some time before the bus he wanted to look at games and i ended up randomly buying some .
So here are my new games

Here


So we have Vanquish , Bioshock , Little Big Planet 2 and Final Fantasy 13

I completed Vanquish and all i can say is it is so good . Its probably the coolest game i've ever played ( i mean what other game lets you propel yourself forward at lightning speed with thrusters in your suit then dodge enemy missiles , slow time down and shoot a massive robots head off) It kind of reminds me of a futuristic Metal Gear Solid if snake was on cocaine . The graphics are awesome , the gameplay is fast and fluid , the boss batles are epic and i mean EPIC . Co-op mode would have been sweet and some sort of online modes since the story mode only lasts about 8 hours first time. But it is defo worth the £15 i payed for it . or 24 dollars ( for you American readers , even tho it will actually be less dollars in America since U.K prices suck ) .


I have yet to play Bioshock but im expecting an awesome game from what i have heard so my fingers are crossed for that one . Little Big Planet 2 is just all about fun really good to spend a wee half hour a day on for a bit of a laugh . Sackboy for President .


I just started Final Fantasy 13 tonight and so far im really impressed with it . I think the graphics are the best i've ever seen before and all the characters seem pretty cool .I dont really get the story right now but i think it's about some sort of massive orgy ? I will actually need to start it again and pay attention as i was letting my 7 year old brother play it while i was doing other stuff . The battles are pretty good from what i played and saw , i was expecting to be dissapointed but im actually quite loving it . So its so far so good , but i have only played an hour so i will keep yas all updated on how i feel about this. And one word ....Vanille!

Sexiest video game character ever!

And now i'd like to take time out and remember all those whose lives were lost during the shootings in Norway . It's such a tragedy and my thoughts are with all those who were involved and the families of everyone who was sadly taken away from the world by the gunman . Its horrilble how things like this happen but thats the world we live in sadly.
Take peace and take care . Also have fun and have sex (safe sex mind you. i do not condone stds up in here) , it makes you live longer ...fact! cio x

Ugh its been a while . Havn't really played much games in the last year apart from the odd bit of Fifa 11 and I had a 1 week sexy romance with Red Dead Redemption which i got for Xmas . but I never seem to have the desire to dust it off and play it even tho it is such a really fantastic game that really showcases the awesomeness of being a cowboy .And no not one of those rent boy cowboys who suck penis for a living but one of those rugged,old spice-wearing , bear-killing heroes who you wish you could be . Maybe one day i will get back in to it but for the meantime I have just orderd No More Heroes Paradise which looks like just the kind of game to lure me back in to playing games . I mean what's not to like
Lightsaber - good
Motorbike - good
Hot girls in pants - good

And i also orderd FF13 just to see what its like , I'm sure it can't be as bad as some people say it is . The footage i've seen of it still looks amazing , graphics are amazing and the characters look good too ( there is a dude that just punches people ... forever and i once had a rather intense dream about that Vanille bird for some reason ) so for 11.50 it is a bargain ...i hope .I'm also considering buying the first Harry Potter book since i heard the books are amazing and due to people not shutting up about the new movie. Despite the fact Emma Watson doesn't get her chebs out people continue to flock to the cinema like its going out of fashion , and by it i mean self-respect. I seen a 50 year old fat women in full Harry Potter costume walking about town , Couldn't believe it wasn't the real Hagrid. Anyway i have typed enough nonsense for one day. Ciao and goodnight x

So I just realsed that E3 is on . It really isn't as good as it used to be , I remember being really excited by it about 6 or 7 years ago.But still …since I hope to get back in to playing games again , I am really interested in finding out what iv'e missed so far . The main things I want to know is what big games PS3,Wii and DS will be getting .I've tried watching videos on here of highlights but they are like 1 minute long? So if anyone could provide me with information / links , pictures …whatever , it would mean that I will owe you one amazing favour no matter what it is haha . anyway im watching the live show just now but it's quite dire :P. ciao x

So basically I've found that recently I havn't really been doing anything productive with my spare time . Infact to say I havn't been doing anything at all wouldn't be far off .So how did I get to this (lieing in bed watching South Park and Porn all day and night). I have no idea , I havn't played games in weeks , I havn't played sports in about 2 weeks but that is due to my injured ankle.I can't even run on it so there isn't a lot I can do there , havn't been out drinking in a month because I'm completely skint , so very skint that it isn't even funny .I guess the money part is the main thing ,I can't even afford a haircut just now so I'm forced to don the curls of death (not that I go out with the curls of death , I wax my hair before I go anywhere but yeah ….. not a nice hair****even then).So now im searching for something productive to do I want to try making a mini mix , you know like a 10 minute mix containing 40 or so songs .I want to get in good shape for summer( like really good shape , I want the 6 pack that's been eluding my grasp for years) .I want to start playing games again .Need to get a job for summer aswel and save up the pennies ( probaby in the café I used to work in , if they take me back )I think the main thing I want to do over the summer tho is drink , Im defo going to at least one music festival this summer and that one is in 3 weeks. It's called Rockness and it is going to be amazing , it really is going to be the best thing ever , this will be my 4th year in a row at it and it is looking like it's going to be the best one yet . http://www.rockness.co.uk Anything you want to know about it is on there and I'll answer any questions you have regarding it . Hopefully I can get myself to a couple of other festivals aswel .But one thing I know I'll also be doing is getting a crate or 2 of ice cold cider on a hot summers day , swimming in the river and cooking up a bbq with a bunch of girls and guys , it can't really be beat . Ciao x

So yeah its been a while since ive been on here ..been quite busy with college and clubbing and other random stuff that i kind of forgot games even existed lol . So the only game that gets played is fifa10 these days if you havn't played it buy it . Its defo the best football game ever ! I still havn't finished ff7 which i started last june or something haha and im not sure when il get the chance but ohwel..... i didnt even realise 13 was out next month! Not sure if i can afford it or the time required to play it tho but i will see.Anyway i will be quite busy this summer ...got a big weekend planned for my 21st in a couple months and then alot of drinking in the hotter weather and at least one music festival in the summer maybe 2 so could well be another 7 months til i blog again but il see how bored i get inbetween it all haha :P ciao.

my first time playing this game ,im nearly 20 hours in and im still on disc one and loving every minute of it . such a good game and by the looks of it totally massive aswel :P . my next hour or so will just be pure leveling up and then i think i still have quite a bit to do(that thing in wutai not sure if il do it tho, i got owned when i tried to go there and i have no idea what benifts i get from doing it , then i still need to do tht thing in the mansion to get vincent , and finally that whole temple of the ancients thing ) til i get to disc 2 :P . i really hated going in that mansion tho , so vincent better be worth it .