no matter how annoying Paris Hilton gets and how much i wish a train would fall out of the sky on her face.  she still is not as bad as Gwen Stephani to me.  ever since she hit the scene with no doubt all i could think is that she was a save ferris rip off.

and then she tries to be a rapper, just because you are ina few songs with EVE does not mean you are black...  i mean Korn played with ice cube and even though they still suck they did not turn into rappers...

yeah if i could have either Paris Hilton or Gwen stupidoni sniped.  Gwen would go the way of JFK.

every morning i see the bums with their 40s and cigs and i wonder... did they bum those or did they buy them... and if they bought them why are they always asking me for food money...  or a bite of whatever i am eating when i go sit at the park. 

but not this morning, oh no it was something from the twilight zone...

a female bum walks up to me and says, "i am going blind in this sun, can you give me your sun glasses."  i would have paid to see the look on my face.

i just looked at her took off my designer sun glasses... and said, "yeah, right i would not give you change because you are worthless why would i give you something i actually care about."  she breathed out on me all upset poutty looking.  a face that on most woman makes my heart cringe at least a little but ont eh face of a tired old hag bum it kind og just grossed me out.  then she staggered back to her little stoop and started complaining about me to the other bums.

when did bums start begging for sun glasses?  whats next, "hey can i get your pants mine are dirty." or "can you spare me your bed my sleeping bag is not comfy."

here is an idea, get a job, pay some bills, buy yourself some sun glasses...  freaking waste of space and time.  i hope if i ever get to be that way someone does me a favor and puts a bullet through my head.  of course only an assassin or video gamer is capable of that though.

so tonight i and my freind wagon are going to take my extra 360 to pieces.  we are going to see what we can and can't mod hardware wise.  i am hoping to just be able to add some ram.  after we do this hardware mod we are going to run oblivian side by side and see if it does in fact help make the game run smoother when concerning load times.  i sure hope it does. 

if it does i will put up a simple step by step procedure on how to do this to your 360 on my web site.  be aware this will void your warrenty.

and think of it this way?  modding your xbox 360 is not illegal.  as long as it runs better and you don't do it to cheat.  atleast that is how i look at it.  i mean it is my property.

There really is no easy way to answer this question. I mean… I am just not smart enough to come up with an easy way to answer this question… So I will hunker down and answer this as dumbly as possible, as I am smart enough to answer anything dumbly enough for it to make perfect sense and seem as if I was smart enough to know what I was talking about when really I had no clue as to what I was talking about but it did not seem that way… Yeah… That makes sense… Perfect sense… Such good sense that it is almost a great reason to give me the two giant bags of free game giveaways… But it is not enough…

Ah ha!!!

A list!

A list of the reasons I should get the two giant bags of free junk from E3 2006 that will just clog up more space around my place…

First of all: I am better than everyone else is.

Second of all: I deserve it more than anyone else does because I am better than everyone else is.

Third of all; I am much better than everyone else is and therefore I deserve it more than all others who are not better than I am which would be everyone because I am better than everyone else is.

The fourth reason comes down to the fact that I am better than you are… Therefor I have an advantage of deciding who should get the two giant bags of E3 2006 freebies. And I really feel since I am better than everyone else is… including you… The only logical choice to make is that we give it to Francis Keyser. Who is me… And better than us all… Even me. So he should get it! Or rather I should get it because I am I. or I am me or he is me… or whatever sounds better to me… since I am better than you all and me!

The fifth reason you should give this to me is because if you don’t. I will continue to write things like this, which make no sense whatsoever. And I will send them to you everyday for the next five years… Or until you commit seppuku buy swallowing your keyboards…

Thank you for your time and consideration.

Love,

Francis Eugene Keyser

i am done with them for a while... they are driving me crazy...  i swear their is more racisim on forum boards than there is in the whole blody world...  this sucks that sucsk you sucks we sucks blah blah blah... sounds like a buntch of 3rd graders argueing over their favorite super hero... 

lame lame lame i say...

i hate most of the people on the forum boards with no equevications.... they are quentisintailly hopeless... they will always be trapped in their own little balck box of what is good...  maybe it is because they are too financially unstable to be able to afford more than one item in their house... who knows...

f the forum boards is all i have to say... f them...

Vodka Parmesan Cream Sauce (prosciutto is optional)

Ingredients

1 cup vodka

2 tablespoons chopped fresh

basil 

1 teaspoon crushed

red pepper flakes

1 can (28 oz.) roma

tomatoes with juice

2 tablespoons

olive oil 

2 (8 oz.) cans cans

tomato sauce 

3/4 pound

prosciutto chopped

1 cup heavy

cream 

1 large clove

garlic minced

Salt and pepper to taste

2 tablespoons chopped fresh

parsley 

½ cup parmesan

Instructions

In a small bowl, combine vodka and red pepper flakes. Set aside for 1 hour.

Heat olive oil in a large skillet over medium heat. Sauté prosciutto, garlic, parsley, basil, salt and pepper until prosciutto is evenly brown. Pour in vodka mixture, and simmer 10 minutes. Crush tomatoes, and stir in with 2 cans of tomato sauce, Parmesan and 1 (8 ounce) can water. Simmer 15 minutes. Stir in 1-cup heavy cream, and cook 2 minutes - do not allow mixture to boil.

so i am walking to work today and i see three male ducks rapeing a female duck...  i know that when ducks choose a partner it is for life and i see them dead now and then because of cars not driving slow through the park area and i always wondered what they do when they become single... now i know... two of the male ducks were holding the female down and then they switched up... it was crazy... and disturbing...

the only time when a guy can cry.so i had this memory of when i was about 23... i had just broke up with my gf of three years... i hated my job... was having trouble paying my bills... and then my dog died... i had my dog since i was about 6 when my little bro died and he pretty much grew up with me becoming my new little brother. he was my best buddy... one of those dogs that would only pay attention to me and no one else.... he was a mean grouchy little bastard and i loved him more than anything. well i found this out on a especially crappy day... i just got done arguing with my ex... my boss turned me down for a raise when i was working 17 hour days... and on top of that i had a nasty sinus infection... anyway i get the call... "francis, lotto died..." in front of my boss and about 6 other guys i say alloud "my dog just died" and i start gushing tears everywhere... but there were no laughs... just some man that really sucks and i remember when my dogs died... i even got pats on the back (man hugs)...
thinking about this today made me realize the only time it is ok for a man to cry is when his dog dies... your parents can be burned alive... your wife or gf have a train fall on their face... or have your arm cut off... but you cant tear up at all or you will be called a sissy but if your dog dies you can niagra falls all day long and not a word will be said.
indeed...
love
francis

after going to various sites including nintendo's new wii site and watching videos in hi res and reading vast amounts of info and looking at screen shots of the new mario, metriod games and project hammer.  i think the wii's first gen games look pretty good.  especially since these are all still works in progress games.  mario's level of detail looks close to his cgi apperance in sunshine's cut scenes.  metriod has a great level of detail and a very expansive level design.  and project hammer actaully has a pretty good artistic direction and good amount of detail.

i looked at excite truck and i am not to imporessed by it graphically.  it looks like a sega arcade racer.  nothing bad about that.  i am just not impressed with it at all.  but it looks like a ton of fun to play.  especially from what i have read about it in hands on previews.

red steel does not really impress me that much either.  it looks ok and it looks like it might be fun to play.  the explosions look good and so do the bodys flying through the air in the explosions.  if everything is as destructible as they say after i get my own hands on with it then i will be really impressed with it.  but a the moment i am looking forward to prime alot more when it comes to fps on the wii.

i am pretty impressed with the ps3 visually speaking.  i dont care about all the poeple saying this does not look as good as blah blah blah.  from what i can see on the early build of games visually it is really impresive.  i love the look of final fantasy.  and if what they say is not cgi is not cgi then they game is really impressive looking.  the price is not that bad on it really if you think about the power it packs.

the 360 is what i have come to expect from it.  and i am glad i have it while i wait for the wii and ps3 to come out.  i relaly like the look of lost planet.

i think all in all it was a pretty good start to e3.

so my dad calls and more often than not my gf answers my phone because i never answer my phone because if you are calling it then you must not have my cell phone number so i must not want to talk to you...  but my parents and grandparents call my real phone because they think it is more polite or something.  anyway my dad calls my gf answer she gives me the phone and he says "how come you never stay at her house shee seems to stay at your house alot?"  i say, "she has pet cats."  he says"how come every girl you date has a pet cat"  i say "because i can use it as a good excuse to not have to hang out with them all the time"  and he says "you know only poor people have cats"  and i say "yeah why is that"  and he says "because you have to buy your dog and when you have a dog you have to take them to the vet feed them and take care of them, when you have a cat you could care less if it dies because you can always get another free kitten."  i say, " you know that actaully makes alot of sense."

my dad has some cool logic sometimes.