To Counter Xbox One's Day one package, Sony will be offering an alternative Day One package for the PS4.
Featuring a unique hardware feature, the PS4 will sprout four mechanical legs and be able to walk alongside you as you leave the store after the purchase. The system will carry an OS update that will allow the PS4 to automatically detect and piss on those who only own an Xbox One. For longer journeys the legs will fold into straps so the PS4 can be carried like a backpack.
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