Question:Sarah is interrogating Drew, Zeth, Gd, AP, and Jay. She told them that yesterday night, Sarah was guarding the outside of the hiker's house at 21:01 when she heard a crash. It was the hiker. He fell to the floor all of a sudden and broke a vase. She decided to interrogate Zeth, AP, Gd, Drew, and Jay the next morning. The actor, writer, and fisherman had gone on a vacation and evidence shows that only the hiker, AP, Gd, Zeth, Drew, and Jay were in the hiker's house during the whole day.
After a long argument between Zeth and Sarah, Zeth decided to "take her out". (I'll let you wonder what happened to Sarah. :twisted: )
*Zeth returns with a hidden dagger in his pocket*
Jay: Where's Sarah?
Zeth: ...
Jay: Okay.
Gd: Here's what we gathered.
Drew: Doctors report that the hiker showed no signs of a struggle nor any wound was discovered. They report that it must have been poison. There was nothing beside him other than the broken vase.
Gd: And it was one of us.
Jay: I'm bored.
Zeth: Gotta agree with you there. Follow me outside Jay.
Jay: Sure.
*both walk out*
*silence*
AP: They aren't coming back, are they?
Gd: I'm going to show you guys some flashbacks from yesterday morning.
AP: Yay! Flashbacks!!!
Jay's flashback:
Jay: Sarah's been spending too much time guarding that hiker. She even told me that she feels insanely overworked. That gives me an idea... I'm so mad I could kill that guy!Mwuah ha ha... I'll do it tomorrow.
Zeth's flashback:
actor: After I go on vacation, I want you to "take out" a certain someone. What you need is in this pacakge.
Zeth: The hiker's awfully suspicious. Don't yout think he could-
actor: -No, I don't. Use this dagger if you find any resistance. Carry out the plan at midnight.
Zeth: As long as I get payed...
AP's flashback:
hiker: You like this here banana-shaped trophy?
AP: I like bananas!!!
hiker: So do I, but you can't have it. It's mine! Maybe if I died. Mwuah ha ha...
AP: *thinking to himself* I'm so gonna kill that guy at 9:01 PM.
Gd's flashback:
Gd: Hey hiker-dude!
hiker: My name is Stan.
Gd: Hi hiker-dude!
hiker: My name is Stan you itch.
Gd: Itch?
hiker: You heard me.
Gd: I'm going to take that "itch" comment as an insult to my kind.
Drew's flashback:
Gd: Drew, I want you to go into town and get me those, uh..., antibiotics! My teeth uh...itch.
hiker: Are you mocking me?
Gd: What makes you say that?
hiker: You said 'itch'.
Gd: Are you referring to that moment where you called me an itch?
hiker: Look. I would have called you a b*tch, but I don't like that 'b' in front of it.
Gd: What's the '*' thingy for?
hiker: To censor it. I don't wanna corrupt the minds of those kids out there. By the way, can you get me a banana?
Gd: Can't you get Sarah to do it?
hiker: She said she'd spend the night finding me some drugs to take that'll help my poison ivy that I contracted while playing with a certain Gd!
Gd: Fine. Drew! Get "Stan" a "special" banana while you're at it. And how many times can a guy say "Sorry for knocking you into that poison ivy bush."?
Drew: Affirmitive.
*Drew returns with a banana and antibiotics*
*hiker eats banana*
Who killed the hiker, how did the person kill him, and why did the person kill him?
Answer: Sarah killed the hiker. The hiker said that Sarah told him that she was spending the night trying to find drugs to cure the hiker's poison ivy. That must have meant that it was going to take long. Gd said that these flashbacks were from yesterday, the day that the hiker died. Sarah was supposed to be looking for the drugs, so why did Sarah say(look at the top of the question) that she was guarding the hiker's house? The drugs that she got were obviously supposed to kill the hiker, not cure his poison ivy. Jay mentioned that the hiker was overworking Sarah, so that was her motive.
I'll tell ya about everybody else too.
Gd said that it was "one of us" because he was assuming it was. Gd had already gotten over the 'itch' thing.
Jay said that he would kill the hiker tomorrow. The hiker died on the night that Jay swore to kill him, so Jay couldn't have done that.
Drew follows Gd's orders. Gd didn't want to kill the hiker, so he wouldn't have told Drew to kill him.
Zeth's is the most telling and by far the most intersting story, but I'll save that for the next Friday. :)(It involves what happened to Sarah.)
BTW, the auction for Zetsuei is still up. It will continue to be until next Friday. The last bid was by Tinaz and I can't even count all the souls, money, and pies that she plans to give me. Anyone wanna quadruple that?
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