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Gamespot issues?
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I think this change that Gamespot has taken has been the toughest to implement. Each day a new Bug or problem is found. I am sure it will be worth it in time, But for now it is very frustrating....I await as we all do......
My joke of the Month
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American. Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The ends of crossing the road justify whatever motive there was. Thomas de Torquemada: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out. Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take. The Bible: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. Fox Mulder: It was a government conspiracy. Freud: The fact that you thought that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically predisposed to cross roads Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. Oliver Stone: The question is not "Why did the chicken cross the road?" but is rather "Who was crossing the road at the same time whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?" Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?" Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. Dirk Gently (Holistic Detective): I'm not exactly sure why, but right now I've got a horse in my bathroom. Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken 2000, which will both cross roads AND balance your checkbook, though when it divides 3 by 2 it gets 1.4999999999. M.C.Escher: That depends on which plane of reality the chicken was on at the time. George Orwell: Because the government had fooled him into thinking that he was crossing the road of his own free will, when he was really only serving their interests. Colonel Sanders: I missed one? Plato: For the greater good. Aristotle: To actualize its potential. Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability. B.F. Skinner: Because the external influences, which had pervaded its sensorium from birth, had caused it to develop in such a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be of its own freewill. Jean-Paul Sartre: In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road. Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference. The Sphinx: You tell me. Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature. Emily Dickenson: Because it could not stop for death. Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it. Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain. Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. Saddam Hussein #2: It is the Mother of all Chickens. Joseph Stalin: I don't care. Catch it. I need its eggs to make my omelet. Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road, but why he crossed, I've not been told! O.J.: It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.
I just saw Harry Potter last night..
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It was the best in the series so far.....But it could have been better..Not one of the greatest but a good film if you are a Harry Potter fan.......The next movies will be the best....If you read the books you will know what I am talking about.....Compare it to the Lord of the rings Part two..In the Lord of the ring series two was the worst one....
Heres a spoiler for some.....The VILLAIN IS BACK
Heres a spoiler for some.....The VILLAIN IS BACK
T.O. is suspended for the year...
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The Philidelphia Eagles are sick and tired...Who will be T.O.'s next team?
Chaos in Argentina
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The Summit in Argentina is in chaos....Demonstrators both violent and peaceful are getting there point across as usual......
The bird Flu is spreading.....
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Now it has reached Canada.....Will this be the next new virus...It hasn't been linked to human contact in terms of spreading the disease. But it will happen one dday..All viruses start from something and evolve...Can they stop the problem before it spreads....OUTBREAK
What's going on in the U.S. Senate
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They have closed the doors... investigations on Iraq....among other things
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