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GoodBye GS!

Well, I am leaving GS! :x

Yes, you see we are moving to a park with no WiFi so I am leaving GS for.... who knows how long. Oh that is right I do, I have all knowledge. :|

I was trying to make this a longer blog than Munchguns, but my Grandpa just pulled up so bye.

Wait I want to end this with a bang.

BANG!!

Ahhh.... its midnight!!!!!! :o

WEll 23 minutes after but oh well!

Hey why does everyone think I am either joking or playing a video game when I tell them I am fighting a horde of robotized zombie ninjas? :?

I REALLY DO FIGHT OFF HORDES OF ROBOTIZED ZOMBIE NINJAS!!! :x :|

Anyway, so on the serious side, I am hoping beyond hope that I am getting Star Wars The Force Unleashed II for my B-Day! But... I just got a super nice lappy, and no one in my family can afford it. :(

But my parents asked me if I wanted it for PC or Wii and so I think they might try to figure out a way to get it for me. :D

Anyway, I got my 3 year old nephew to say "Uncle Daniel is awesome" without bribing him yesterday! :D Yes my brainwashing is almost finished! :twisted:

No really I am brainwashing him. :|

You see I spoil him more than everyone, and play with him and do what ever he wants, and while doing so I say "Sonic is awesome!" "Chaos control" "Batman is cool" and it works! He is obseesed with all things Sonic the Hedgehog and everytime he sees a bat or batman he says "batman", and he always wants me to play Super Smash Bros. etc.. I am still working on the- whoa I was watching a show while writing the blog and it is 12:53 now! :o

Well, I am getting off now...... nvm.

We just watched the best office episode ever! It is "Niagra part 2"! I love it when she is crying cause her vail is torn and he cuts his tie! Please some one tell me you've seen this! It is awesome! And I usually hate the sweet and romance.

Sorry watched more The Office and now it is 3:44, it is an awesome show.

Anyway gtg, the horde of robotized zombie ninjas is growing in numbers! :shock:

Don't worry I do this all the time, I am a trained profesional! Uhhh.... I am suppose to lose a limb. lol jk :P

Well, I better end this! ULTRA..... uhhh... ULTRA COOL,ULTRA POWERFUL, ULTRA ATTACK! :x

Whew! Anyway, now that I have finished off that horde, I shall bid you fare well, before I am surounded again.

Tagged? :?

I was reading my piled up PMS and I read I got tagged.

Can some one explain what that means? :?

And why most people hate it but their are a rare few who sounds as if they love it?

Oh and while you are explaining, go ahead and explain why I am affected by gravity. :| I'm not joking!

............... ok yes I am I know why gravity affects me, just explain tagging. :P

I'm BACK! And this time for good!

Sorry I was gone so long.

We had to move into a trailer(no longer living in a house) and so wehad NO PC'SOR INTERNET! For FOUR MONTHS!

Well now I have a laptop and we moved into a camp ground with WiFi so I am back! :D

More on this later! I gtg! To a friends! And eat empenadas! :o

No seriously I have to go eat these yummy empanadas or else the world will explode! :o

ok so the world won't explode.... But something bad will come of me not eating the empanadas, so I must go! Bye! :D

Can't think... so RuneScape!

Hello, I have been wanting to blog, but I can't think of anything to blog about, so I am gonna blog about RuneScape! :D

It is awesome! 8) There are 16 skills an-

Memory: "There are 25 skills, just 16 are free to play, the other 9 you only get if you pay monthly to be a member"

Thank you very much, now may I continue?! :x

Memory:"Of course"

Anyway there are 20 quests and 4 activities-

Memory:"Unless your a mem then there are 160+ quests and 20 activities."

Errr.... Sensor Ban take Memory and guard him with Sub Consious!

Sensor Ban:"I have joined there union against you!"

What when did this happen?

Sensor Ban:"Last night while you were asleep."

Hmm... that would explain my dreams last night..... Huh... Normal, Insanity and Stupid take them to Sub Consious!

Logic:"Were are smarter and better fighters, you think we can't take them?"

Hmm... you are right... Ego get out here!

Ego:"Yes Master?"

Take this rebelion away!

Ego:"Yes Sir!"

Now as I was saying it is awesome and there is a lot to do. Now to list all the skills,

Attack ConstitutionMining

Strength Agility(mem)Smithing

Defense Herblore(mem)Fishing

RangeThieving(mem) Cooking

PrayerCraftingFire Making

MagicFletching(mem) Wood Cutting

Rune Crafting Slayer(mem) Farming(mem)

Construction(mem) Hunter(mem) Summoning(mem)

Dungeoneering

Really awesome!

I have completed all 20 quests, and 2 activities and completed the explorers juornal! 8)

I am pretty awesome!

I would rate gameplay 8/10, music 7/10, play forever value 6-3-9/10 at first it is like "This is ok" "This is cool" "this is boring" "this is awesome!"!

But when I was going through the "this is boring" part, I met this really awesome person, well two and a half people. lol

I was doing a quest, and asked where the duke of Lumbridge is, and this person answered "I do" so he helped me, and then we added each other as friends!

Then he took me to the Hill Giant and this friend of his gave us both keys to get in. Well the giants were level 28 or29and I was 26! Anyway so I died! :( Lost all my Steel armor, well not all of it, you keep the 3 most valuable items you have. :D

Then my friend messaged me and said "stay right there I will come and get you!" and I was thinking "I only have 1 minute to get there before my grave markers gone I won't make it". But all of a sudden I have 1 hour and 5 minutes! :o

It turns out his friend had 76 prayer and could bless my marker! 8) Any I added her as a friend and she added me! She is awesome! :D

Almost all her stats are over 40! Quite a few are over 75! Plus she was and now is again a mem! :D

Memory:"How much 'she is awesome' is because of her stats, and how much of it is you like her?"

What are you doing here your suppose to being guarded by Sub concious?

Logic:"Sub Conious can only hold us back if he has Sensor Ban helping him."

Sensor Ban:"And I am with them now remember?"

Huh..... my mind is out of control! :x :x :x!!!

Oh, and it has THE funniest "after death" scene ever! But only the first time you die!

Well, if anyone reading this plays, wants to play now, or just wants to stalk me, my username is ultrabat9000 DON'T put a space between the ultrabat and 9000! Oh and if your stalking me can you tell me... not so I can add you to my ignore list or anything.... hahahahaha :D!

Anyway bye!

And God Bless!

Happy Independence Day!! :D

This is totally late but, Happy 4th of July everyone! Remember to celebrate, and be joyful these last few hours! :D For our freedom to vote, freedom to dream, freedom to mess up and yet keep going, freedom to choose our futures, freedom to. to choose our leaders, freedom to raise our family's the way we want, freedom to hope, freedom to believe, freedom to love! Our freedom to chase the things we want, dream and believe. We might have flaws and rough times, but this is one awesome place and I am proud to be an American! So salute the Red, White and Blue and celebrate! :D Happy Independence Day! :D And may God Bless!

I am back! Well sorta.....

Hello peeps, it has been a long time since I blogged, posted or even been toa union or forum.

So where have I been? Playing RuneScape. Now I have to admit the game getsdull after a bit. But it is cool. Plus it is the only way for me to communicate with one of my friends at the moment.

I will try to spend time on here again.

Anyway, how is everyone? :D

Well, I have a lot of catching up to do so I am going to end this now bye.

After 5 and a half years! I BEAT IT!!!

Yes! I have owned Zelda Majora's Mask for 5 and a half years, and never beat it. Now I have to admit the last 3 years I haven't played more than once cause I was busy with my new Wii. But recently a friend of mine got it on VC for Wii and beat it in 3 days! :o

Not only that, he has all bottles, masks(including fierce deity's mask) and all hearts. Now I am taking his and his brothers word that he did not use a FAQ.

I was at his house and he showed his file to me. Well that spurred me on to beat it! Now I only had 12 of the I think 14-20 hearts.(I forget what the max was) and 5 of the 6 bottles. And I don't have the Fierce Deity's Mask but I beat it on my N64! HOORAY!(I know N64 I am living in the Dinosaur age, but I like that age)

Although I beat it with such a lack, I still feel a great sense of accomplishment! Anyway that was what this blog was about so.

To be Rand or not to be random? That is the real question!

Hello ULTRABAT here to try and be random.

The problem with trying to be random is that -

Whoa there are people reading my blogs and commenting? :o

Hmmm... this ruins everything! I thought this was an audience of aliens not humans! :x

Okay so.... there was this cow, and it... or he... no I'll make it a she, so she crossed the road! Now why did she do this?

To-

Hey let's tell a joke! :D

Hmm... but I can't think of any cheesy ones.....

Insanity get over here!

*waits for ten minutes* Where is Insanity?

Memory: "We are forming a union against you, for firing us!"

But I didn't fire Insanity?! :? :x

Insanity: "I realized you are always using me yet giving normal all the credit, and I haven't been payed in the last 6 months!"

I am not a boss, I am a Master, Masters don't pay their Servants! :x

Logic: "According to that logic we cannot be fired either, but you are wrong, Servants get payed all the time, with fod and clothes and a place to sleep."

And have I not been giving you that Insanity?

Insanity: "Wait you've been giving me insanity?"

Yes, so that you can serve me better.

Insanity: "Wow, you are a really cool, sefless dude! I am totally serving you!"

Logic: "Since when are you stupid?"

Stupid: "He isn't I am!"

SILENCE! I am in the middle of a blog!

I apologize for the rudeness of.... my one servant and the rebellion!

Now where was I?

Oh yes, I was talking about Corn and how it is the Prime evil of the world! :o

You see Cor-

Whoa, it is after 4:00 PM! :shock:

Hmm.... what does that have to do with anything?

Don't answer that cause I already know.... but I can't remember! :P

Well I need tog o, so bye!

God Bless! :D

CHAOS CONTROL!