Um, okay. Only one game from each series and stuff. so yeah

10: Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal

Um, yeah. This is the best game in the series, tbh.The PS3 sequel was okay, but nowhere near as good the the previous three (Size Matters doesn't count). Yes, even Deadlocked. I almost put Deadlocked here, actually, but I felt Up Your Arsenal was better in terms of story, humour, and gameplay. Not in weapons, though. Shock Modded Dual Vipers > You.

9: Tony Hawk's Proving Ground

Um, yeah, I chose this over THUG or THPS4, which I spent loads more time with, because it takes the concept of Tony Hawk games and improves it in every way. I've noticed that each Tony Hawk game, besides THUG2 and THAW, introduces something that makes the previous installments unplayable. THPS2 introduced manualling, THPS3 introduced reverts, THPS4 introduced spine transfers, THUG introduced walking, THP8 introduced "trigger flips", and THPG introduced the aggro kick, which doesn't seem like much compared to manualling, but you miss it when you go back to play THP8.

8: Jade Empire

Yeah, I chose it, kthx. It has combat and stuff, yeah. The story is weird, but it has a gray-haired Asian (wtf!), so it's cool. But, srsly. A gray-haired Asian? So unrealistic. The quests range from killing bad people to killing ghosts and fetch quests. yay fetch quests It's, like, totally cool.

7: Mass Effect

Um, yeah, another Bioware game. This is the last one, I promise. God, I hated KotOR. But, anyway, this is (barely) better than Jade Empire 'cos it has a deeper dialogue tree thing. I'd buy a $60 game where you just talk to people if it was like Mass Effect. Srsly. The shooting and armour system's cool, the storyline's pretty epic, and it's supposed to be a trilogy! Wooh!

6: Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence

So, how do you improve upon one of the greatest games ever made, that has the most epic storyline ever, an awesome camofluage system, and awesome boss fights, to boot? How about adding in more camofluage, and a new behind-the-back camera system that makes the game even MORE fun? Well, have I got a game for you! This is, like, the best remake of a game ever. It also has a bonus disc with short funny things and a tacked-on online mode! Wooh!

5: Soulcalibur II

Yes, I bought it for GameCube. The GameCube version's much better than the PS2 version. The controller fits the game better, and it has LINK. LINK! I hate Zelda games, but Link! Much better than Heihachi. The Weapon Master mode has yet to be topped, even by sequels' Chronicles of the Sword and Tower of Lost Souls. Random missions with a plot that makes no sense? BRING IT ON.

4: Kingdom Hearts II

Yes, it's Disney. Yes, it has the word "heart" in the title. Yes, I am a male. No, I'm not gay This is the best RPG ever. What with the hackin' 'n' the slashin' 'n' the... key. Yes, it's a giant key. Yes, he hits people with the blunt side. Yes, he went through ten years of puberty in one (in-game, at least). But COME ON. Anyone who says they don't like this game is obviously trying to be 'ard.

3: Rock Band

Uh-huh. All that hate I had towards it was just because of one song (Enter Sandman). Even though it's suckiness is unmatched, and there are more awful songs (Tom Sawyer, Celebrity Skin, Dead on Arrival, etc.), there's loads of awesome ones, like In Bloom, Wanted Dead or Alive, Train Kept A-Rollin', Are You Gonna Be My Girl, Foreplay/Long Time, Dani California and loads more. But what really makes this great is the DLC. My Sharona, Sainbts of Los Angeles, Volcano, Truth Hits Everybody and I Fought the Law are a few stand-outs. IF YOU LIKE MUSIC AND OWN AN XBOX 360 OR PS3, BUY THIS GAME.

2: Guitar Hero II

GH3 sucks. GH2 IS KING. GH2 WILL ALWAYS PREVAIL. GH2 is better than GH3 in every way. Songlist, graphics, gameplay, characters, etc. Sure, it doesn't have boss battles, but compare the two funnest songs in each game. Mother and... um... My Name is Jonas. Mother has two awesome solos, yeah! And My Name is Jonas is just one HO/PO part. While MNIJ is fun, Mother's way funner. More realistic hammer-ons and pull-offs? Yes, please. GH2 > Sex.

1: Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

Anyone who says otherwise hasn't played it. Honestly. A GIANT map with TONS of things to do. No two burgs feel alike, but none of themfeel out of place. Los Santos, the gang-filled district with rich snobs on the other side; the Badlands, which is basically a giant forested area; San Fierro, with it's rolling hills and Asian gangs; the Desert, with it'... um... sand, and military bases; and Las Venturas, with it's gambling and prostitution. And the shooting's much imporved over VC's, with crouching and strafing, and everything an aspiring criminal would want. And it has bikes. TAKE THAT, GTAIV. Sure, it doesn't have online multiplayer, but it's better off.

if you give me a new hat

I WRITE SEVERAL BLOGS ABOUT GAMES, AND MY HIGHEST COMMENTED BLOG IN THE PAST THREE MONTHS IS ABOUT BALLS. WTF.

i like bouncing my balls when i acquire them i like throwing my balls into peoples' faces when i acquire them

how do you feel about the rising cost of granola

i had a family reunion yesterday I was the oldest underage person there. so yeah

me finally beating san andreas wooh Those three-and-a-half years away from it really helped my driving and piloting skills. :|

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On the San Andreas Los Santos gang territory map, there's a territory, when put on the minimap, that's not even the size of the white part of my index finger nail. :|

um um um let's drink some TEA