If a g@y guy was on your back would you...

a) leave him there.
or
b) jerk him off

As far as I can remember I met all my friends by myself. So i dunno, 5 or 6 years old

Because believe it or not people, Christianity is not the official state religion of the USA. And until otherwise stated any religious references, whether christian, muslim, jewish, whatever. Should remain in home, on you, or in your place of worship. It does not belong in a publc place where people of many different faiths may pass. If you want jesus in your calendar have your church make some and give them out, or sell them.

Yes, but in my little area of the world girls said I love you to guys all the time. It doesn't mean anything.

Yesterday I went driving around the backroads near my town. 48 miles of forest road and only one house to be seen.

When the world becomes like Coruscant from Star Wars then we have some population issues.

Yep, thats just how we roll.

Just like our measurement system.

12 inches = 1 foot, 3 feet = 1 yard, 2 yards = 1 fathom, 5.5 yards = 1 rod, 22 yards = 1 chain, 220 yards = 1 Furlong, 5,280 feet = 1 mile, 3 miles = 1 league.

Now that is the measurements we use in America, although rods, chains, furlongs, and leagues are rarely used any more and fathoms are usually used in water depth measurements.

There is no ryhme or reason to it, just like there is no ryhme or reason to how we write the date.

Tacos.

I have my own room. Although I had to share a room with my sister for a about 4 years until we moved. Now I am looking into moving out. And having an entire home to myself.

I look forward to my solitude.

It depends. Is she a bull dyke They are pretty much men with indoor plumbing. I would fight one of them.

Girls with a good sense of humor, and love playing video games.

Unfortunatly the ones that play video games are VERY difficult to find and when you do find them they most likely are already in a relationship. Although that may or may not stop me from trying.

Oh yeah, and my personal rule. No chicks fatter than me.