Hello people!! How are you all of youdoing (if you say "good, how about you" your being specific enough!:P)
Pig Race: At my school, we had this fundraiser a month ago. All the homerooms that sold something entered the Pig Race where we get this Mr. Bacon pig toy and we race them. Its kinda dumb, and my homeroom didn't win last year. Anyway, out homeroom this year didn't make it. I was gonna say, "OBJECTION" if we lost again.
Here is the second installment of my "Make Your Own Spoof" that I stole from a certain user with ben in his name:P. He is a good person though. Well here make your own spoofs, which can be about anything or anyone (just nothing too offensive). If they have spoilers in them, cleary write spoilers at the beginning of your post.
Naruto Spoofs:
Naruto: Sensei, what are you doing to that woman?!
Jiraiya: It's nature, Naruto. Believe It!
Naruto: AAUUGH!
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Sasuke: I've hidden my dream for too long!
Naruto: what's that, to kill Itachi?
Sasuke: No... to work at Konoha Burger
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Sasuke: welcome to Konoha Burger, may I take your order.
Itachi: Little brother, you still lack HATRED!!
Sasuke: would you like fries with that?
Itachi: yes... medium size.
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Deidara: Damn it! This is why I dropped out of school!
Tobi: why's that?
Deidara: cuz my hands always eat the pencil, I got an infection cuz of that! They had to replace my eye with this machine eye.
Tobi: At least you have an eye, I gave mine to Kakash- I mean. Boo-hoo! So sad! (sarcasm)
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Sakura: Darn it!
Naruto: what's up Sakura want some ramen?
Sakura: Can't you see I'm having my-
Hinata: mm, Naruto?
Naruto: NYAH! Its that girl who keeps following me, STALKER!!
Hinata (turns to shadows): Believe It!
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Death Note (spoiler):
L: Light, from watching you through cameras,we suspect you are Kira.
Light: Wait, you watched me everywhere I was.
L: Yes, We edited some stuff out before investigating it!
Light: Where's the original?
L: We sold it to Paris hilton, we have no idea where it went to after that.
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Light (on the Internet): OMG my video, is the new sex tape?!
Ryuk: That's another way to look at Kira... damn yaoi fangirls hacking into my account!
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Misa: Light, how come you don't love me?
Light: Because I only see you as a mindless object used for-
Misa: -***?
Light: no... for purposes used for TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!
(Light walks away)
Misa blinks: Light is teh hawtness.
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L: Freeze, Kira. We know its you!
Light: Damn, how'd they find out?!
(two weeks ago)
Misa: Yeah Kira hosting the BIGGEST PARTAY, EVA!!!
(back to present)
Light: Damn it, I knew I shouldn't have given her that megaphone for Christmas!
Avatar Spoofs (contains spoilers):
Aang: I'm going to fight the FireLord, nobody stop me! This is my destony and I need to fufill it! I knew this day would come as Avatar. I wish it didn't have to come so early. Well goodbye, friends My destiny awaits!
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Sokka: Should we tell him the Invasion is tomorrow.
Katara: And he's going the wrong way!
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Sokka: What ever happened to Hawkie?
(in the Swamp)
Guy: We having Hawk TONIGHT!
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Katara: Which should I choose, the bald kid or the one with the scar...
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Katara: Hmm,...
....
Katara: hmm,..
Toph: Two seasons is long enough, CHOOSE NOW!
Katara: I choose.... sluggmunki_tx!
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Toph: One of the bad things about being blind is that you can never tell if someone is flipping the bird at you.
Sokka: Hmm (flips bird)
*Toph pins him down*
Toph: HA! You fell for it!
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Well enjoy making spoofs!
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L: It's been one week since we got to see
Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry
Five days since they had the show
With the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho
Three days since we heard the tale
About the guy who learned his woman was a she-male
Yesterday it occurred to me
That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer
Light: Holy cow, d'you see it last week?
Well, they had this one freak
Who sucker-punched his whole family
Do you recall when the brawl
Became a total free-for-all
And Jerry's in the middle tryin' to be the referee
Hey, see the stripper with the implants
She likes to lap dance
And date the boyfriend of her mother
Now here come's Jerry's next guest
And it's a slugfest
'Cause it's her trailer trash brother
Nymphomaniac is back on crack
It's like "When Animals Attack"
They all exhibit reprehensible behavior
Hit 'em in the nose, tear off their clothes
Step on their toes, that's how it goes
They get so violent they have to sign a waiver
Misa: They're always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt, and pointin' blame
On the air? They don't care, they've got no shame
There was one guy who I'm sure felt a little strange
When he found out that his wife had a sex change
They have a tendency to scream and yell constantly
They have a history of ripping off their shirts
Ryuk: It's been one week since they had the fight
With the Siamese twins and the transvestite
Five days since that awful brawl
They still haven't got the blood off the wall
It's been three days since the bitter fued
Between the KKK and that gay Jewish black dude
Yesterday, finally dawned on me
I'm spendin' way too much time on that Jerry Springer
Light: Baby, I've been sleepin' with your sister
Misa: Oh? Well, which one?
Light: All of them
Misa: Oh! Well, I've been sleepin' with your best friend Teru!
Light: Yah? Well, well me too!
Misa: Oh!
Light: And I've sleepin' with your dog Woofie!
(barking)
Misa: Woofie, you b-tch!
Misa: Well, I'm also sleepin' with your pet goat!
(baaahhing)
Light: That goat doesn't love you!
Rem: Once you start watchin', there's just no stoppin'
Your brain shuts down, then your IQ's droppin'
Jerry's the king of confrontation
He's a sensation
He puts the 'sin' in syndication
It's totally worthless, like a bad check
It's like a train wreck
Don't wanna stare but you can't look away
Like Sally Jesse he does talk shows
But with more weirdos
The ratings jumpin' higher everyday
If you've seen the show, well then you know
It's just as low as you can go
The guests are tacky and they're lacking in their hygiene
And pretty soon some ugly goon
Comes in the room and then it's BOOM
In the face of some unsuspecting drag queen
Near: Well it's the kind of show where people scream obscenities
Yankin' hair, throwin' chairs at their hubbies
"Jerry! Jerry!" Now the crowd starts their favorite chant
Should I turn off my TV? I just can't
I have a tendency to watch it religiously
I have a history of taping each one
Mello: It's been one week since the show about
Psycho killers with problems they should work out
Five days since the big surprise
When some loser's wife said she's still dating twenty guys
Three days since he interviewed
A bunch of psychic porn star midgets who were all nude
Yesterday, it occurred to me
That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer
Tired of wastin' my time on that Jerry Springer
I've got way too muchcla$$ to watch Jerry Springer
Watari: Come over here and pull on my finger
I'm bored what about you guys and gals?
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