A guy in OT made a topic, "I am bored. What do I do?"


[QUOTE="MindsEye"] [QUOTE="menis01"]Fart on a cat?

Well that's going to be more difficult than one might think. First I am going to wait until Monday morning for a pet store to open. Then I am going to have to call around to find out who has a cat. Then I need to get in my car and drive probably 25 miles to the pet store (and back). Then I am going to have to put down a good chunk of money for one. After I finally get it home I will need to turn on my stove, open a can of baked beans with a can opener than warm the beans for 10 minutes. When the beans are warm I will need to empty them on a plate and eat them with a spoon and wait about 15 minutes. Finally I will be able to complete my task and fart on a cat. In conclusion I think it will just take too much time and effort for me to take this one on.

The girl I like of course. Well, I think I kinda ruined it because I invited my friend to go too, because him and I hadn;t done anything in a while, and he's my ace anyway. She said me and her should only go at first, but my poor homie had to work and he gets off just in time to go, and he was bored so I said okay to him...

BTW, I got this DOPE ASS PAINTING from this guy that sells paintings thru his van...it has every actor and singer you could possibly think of, plus certain scenes from hte Godfather, Goodfellas, Scarface, Friends, Seinfeild, and Three Stooges. Plus historical stuff, such as Muhammad Ali knocking out Joe Frazier, I think the final scene in Friends and a lot of other stuff

And what game should I rent: Fable, Half Life 2, or Burnout (the newest one for the Xbox, not 360)

Guys, I may seem like a mack or something (yes, that comes to girls  that I've known for a while), but when it comes time for me to meet a new girl, or attempt at talking to her, something changes. My body tenses up, I sweat, paranoia kicks in, I worry about how I look, how my hair is, how starched my clothes are...I don't know what's wrong with me. The girl I like tells me I'm the sweetest guy in the world, and I could get a girl at any time. Yes, that is true, but sometimes my nervousness sets in. Like top dollar girls, beautiful chicks, you know the deal...I just freeze. Then another guy gets her, and he's an assh:shock:le most of the time. I need help.

V-103 Car and Bike Show. June 24th... I went last year...man some of the FINEST girls and BEST cars in the ATL. Shawtymann would know. Ludacris, D4L, Shawnna, Cherish, Akon, Yung Joc, and Field Mob is gonna be there. It's gonna be hot.. I might even borrow a digital camera to take some pics!

Well, I'm back from a 3 day break. Got busted for the infamous "MILF" thread I created in OT...

I saw X3 tonight, and it was great...Man that Pheonix is one hell of a chick. It was a little more crude than the other Xmen movies (" Don't you know who I am? I'm the Jauggernaut BIT*H!"..."Stay away dickhead") And some otehr one where a guy calls Mystiquea  a b*tch. Man, that movie had me on the edge of my seat, I give it a pure 9.9/10, just a MINOR thing, but I won't say. It is well worth your money.

I rented that game last night, and boy I tell yall, I stayed up till 5 in the morning playing it....that game has the best explosions, voice acting, and shooting system ever. And it's VERY challenging! I've died like a hundred times already! I recommend this game...9/10..so far.

Okay, my mom jsut got divorced, right, so the otehr day she was talking about how she might start dating, but NOT get married. EVER AGAIN. So I told my friend, who is a HIGHLY RELIGOUS person, who believes every long term relationship should end in marriage, marriages cost too much, and a momma's boy. So, I told him that my moms would start dating again, and he was like "Man, why would she wanna do that? She would only use them for sex" (Mind you, there is a lot of drama in my lil world, hang wit me) So I sitting here like, this dude just tried my moms! However, his mom doesn't have a life whatsoever, is depressed, cries, and wonders why her husband left her to go to Afrrica and marry anotehr woman. However she is waiting for him to come back... :| Don't get it. But anyway, he said my motehr should get married for every relationship she has....This guy will not be chillin with me anymore. Too bad I'm his only friend.

Man, this one girl I've known for a good 2 years...going on 3. Well, since I reunited with her in January, I've started thinking...hey, she's gotten pretty cute now. On her good hair days, she gets a 10/10. On her bad hair days...let's not talk about that. However, she keeps sayiing that guys break her heart and only want one thing...well, I'm not that type of guy..anymore. I'd like to have a relationship, to go out and have fun...not have a care in the world...no baby, no bills, no in-laws. Just a lil puppy love now, you guys feelin me? But uh...she doesn't seem to decipher the code I'm giving her that I'm diggin her. I am one of her best male friends, and when I approached her many times about the possible relationship between her and I, she always got hazy about it. Never gave a straight answer. But the other day she did...She said she can't see me and her like that..okay...but she is CONSTANTLY getting her heart broken and all. But I'd never break a girl's heart, after seeing that EVRY SINGLE MAN in my mom's life since I was born broke her heart. I guess she's not right for me after all. You guys think she is immature?
BTW this pic is kinda badass

My mother was gone yesterday from about 10:00 in the morning to about 11:00 at night. When she ccame home, I was rejoiced to see her, but she called me into her room. I knew something was up, so I asked her. She told me that if I ever told my sister, that she would surely send me away. She told me that her biological father was in a coma, and now he is in  avegetative state, surely for teh rest of his life due to a stroke and diabetes. He can't move anything at all, barely even his eyes. Now the thing is, my sister hasn't seen her dad since she was 4 months old. Her grandmotehr (since she hasn't seen since she was 4 months old too) asked if my mom would like to bring my sister to see her father...in taht condition. I was thinking it would be wrong to do that, that the only time she would see her father would be on the verge of death. My mom felt really bad looking at him yesterday, and his mother is all he has left.