Disclaimer: The Characters and Events depicted in this Entry are REAL. If you happen to be one of those people in the events, I say....."Hi, Nice to meet you here" :D
And another note: This isn't Orange Box preview /review/impressioins/conclusions etc. Its about the series of events that made me spend a lot of time just to get the thing finally working. So if you are one of the 10% of the Orange box retail population who have had problems Installing the game via the Discs,at the end you will find a cost effective solution to fix it.
-End of Notes
*The Hype
On Feb 2006 there was a news on Gamespot Saying that HL2 would soon come out, I was neither surprised nor excited. I had yet to play EP1. Ep2 was supposed to come out till "end of year"(year =2006) and after a series of Delays, to "Early 2007" and then "Summer 2007". Finally in summer they told it would ship on Oct 9th 2007. My excitement for this would have died somewhere in between, but the thing that kept me waiting for the release was This announcement that was made amidst the delay.
Orange Box and Black box(cancelled later), What was so special about them? Well, I saw a trailer for Portal and being the nerdy, brain-usage-having-game-liker I am, I became an instant fan of the game. From then on, whenever a friend or a GS staff mentioned orange box in their blogs, I would just go and say " I am getting it only for portal" :lol: Later I looked into the other games, and it increased my excitement.
Now October was near, and all those HD gameplay vids of portal were filling my HDD. The only thing in my mind was, "how much would it cost". Me being in India , The price of the games is something that often makes me not buy a game when I go to the store, because there is no prior info on the game's price and often I find out its Rs.2500/- or in that range, which might not sound much when converted to USD, but still is quite a lot. And from out of nowhere I saw a blog post by my friend in GS(who also happens to be an Indian) in which he said that the game is going to sell for Rs.999/- and that's just 25$! You can see my excitement in the comments I made :P
*The Purchase
And the price was really ONLY Rs.999/-
The original Release date was oct 16th but it got a bit delayed and came on oct 18th, on Oct 20th I went with my friends to IMAX theater to watch Transformers on the big screen, and I also planned on buying Orange Box that day. We enjoyed the Movie on Big screen and then as soon as we came out, I went to the gameshop in the multiplex and bought the game with no second thought.
Just like the time I got my 360, I was very much excited, my friends suggested I have a pic taken to remember this great day, and there-> you can see it :D
Soon after paying McDonalds a visit we started for home, the whole 15Km journey took 1 hour. Coz you know, THIS is how Indian traffic is on a VERY good day. I reached home at 11 PM and was very exhausted. So I slept just so that I could wake up the other day and have full energy to complete Portal and EP1 on the same day :P
*The Events Begin!
I woke up early in the morning, it was Saturday and I had the whole day to just sit and play, I started to install OB at 8:00AM and at the first setup screen I saw which games to select. The whole thing required 15GB! I had only 7 GB free in my 180GB HDD (UT,Oblivion,Dreamfall, etc take a lot of space :S ). So I selected only Portal in the beginning (as I didn't want 0 GB free). With the same enthusiasm I had when I first saw the trailer, I was watching those yellow steam bars move forward. But then .... I realized something 20 mins have passed, and my spongebob face was fading . The bar was still moving, the disc bar got filled and started over again.
And then THIS happened.
Da Da Da Daaaaaam.
I was completely _______. Only thing I could do was take a screenshot for "future references" and then I ejected the disc, surprisingly, it asked me to insert second disc, and, you can't even guess what happened, the showed up "EMPTY" and "Unformatted" :|
I couldn't make head or tails of anything, I bought a NEW Sealed Box and I get such Discs? I was in full despair. I saw the 2nd disc and it had a huge scratch on it, as you can see the BOX of the Orange Box was quite badly made, it had a "Cheapo" feeling to it, it was no where as good as my CoD Delux edition Box (which I got from abroad). And the box was a "5 Disc Capacity" one, hence there was Huge Empty spaces, and maybe that was the reason for the scratch.
Nevertheless I tried again, I put the First disc again, and this time it was taking a very long time to read the disc. Now even the first disc had gone bad? Luckily it was read after some minutes. And It was installing but at a speed of 1 MB per 10 mins! I just quit the setup after that.
*Steam @ 8K no good
Now you all might be wondering, "Why didn't you just download it off steam" well the thing is that, living in a developing nation has some limitations, the internet connection I have is only 128Kbps during the no-download-limit time (10PM to 7AM) and 512kbps on the remaining times (2 GB download limit). And the thing was 4 GB(only portal)
It would take me 4096*(2^10)/(16*60*60*24) = 3.034 Days of continuous download and with my limitation I have only 9 hours a day to download that would bring it to 8 days! Also steam servers are not the world's best servers either, I was getting 10-12 KBPS max download from them.
Now in total despair I started asking my friends(not the ones with whom I went to the movies, they aren't gamers, like 90% of
Indians) sabout their Copies, no one had bought it till now. I immediately called the shop guy and told him about this , and then he asked me to call another number which was of the main distributors of games in the whole south Indian region :shock: I called them and they asked me things ranging from "Did you put it in a DVD drive" to "Did you try it somewhere else" Well, I did put it in a DVD drive, and I have two, it didn't work in any of them. I however, didn't try it in any other's PC. They asked me to check it in another system, so I immediately went to my cousins house who only a few months ago bought a PC, and tried it there.
Sadly it didn't work even there :( so I called those guys again and they told me that they will replace it that Monday, the thing being, I have to go ALL the way to that place and get it replaced :S and here comes the big part, that place it 20-25Kms away and it took and 1 hour to go just 15 kms :roll: and I also had my exams from Monday, so I told them that I would come there on Saturday(next week) to get it replaced.
I however was not happy, All I wanted was to play these games for which I waited for so long, and now I had the box right infront of my eyes but could do nothing.My whole Saturday from 8 am to 8PM was spent running around and trying to get Orange Box working. But all work but no fruits.
It was Sunday and I started asking one friend after the other about their copies, again
*Friend 1
First came Gagan, he bought a new computer and Orange box on the same day(Sunday), and EVEN HE had the same problem but the first disc was working fine for him. First disc had HL2 and EP1 he already played those,so even he was suffering now :( The only access to internet he had was GPRS, and he was downloading the whole eps using GPRS from his cell :o Since it had no limitations, he could get them installed in 4-5 days. After being unsuccessful there I asked Neeraj
*Friend 2
Neeraj too was waiting for OB since very long, being a HL freak and all :P and when I asked him, even he got both discs corrupt :( He got them replaced the same day, but even those replaced discs were NOT working! But, he being in another region of India had access to 256Kbps unlimited internet and hence was downlading all the eps (that too would take 2 days of continuous downloads, not economically, and ecologically feasible)
*All Friends Same outcome
Similarly 5 of the people I knew had the same disc problems, I was guessing the whole Indian made ones had a problem, but one friend of mine, indzman, didn't have any problems. I just couldn't understand what the problem was.
Sunday was over and now I had my exams, everyday after finishing my exams I came and asked in Indian forums if anyone's copy was working, many days passed by but no one else's worked and soon I got a reply telling me that the discs that were "corrupt" showed up fine on a Mac. He suggested the Drives were old. But I recently upgraded my firmware for both the drives. And also gagan had a BRAND new PC, it should be working in that, but it didn't!
One of the days before Saturday came, I left EP1 for install at 10PM and woke up at 7 am to check it, and only 300 MB was copied from disc :shock: it was as slow as installing from Internet :x
A week of Orange Box Trial and Error had gone, I was so crazy about orange box that, everything I knew was being orange, even my desktop had a complete orange feel to it. But things happened, all the excitement and dreams I had for playing orange box faded away , I remembered nothing about the games themselves, other than getting them installed, I was in a complete Irritated stage for the week.
*Replacement Time!
Saturday came and I took one of my friends with me to that far off place, as it had a huge computer shopping area in there too and we decided to buy and check prices of computery things in the market. After finding the place we were greeted by the owners and they started checking the discs, in the 1.5 hour attempt to get the thing installed we had a great talk which I wrote down HERE they were in the gaming business since very long and I got to a lot of the "other side" of gaming which deals with publishers and how they ship game to India.Both I and the owner Enjoyed talking, and after 1.5 hr when we looked at the computer screen, even the cache files didn't finish being made :lol:
He immediately opened a new orange box and it had a different packaging the discs inside were kept in paper packs, I think those guys realized the problem of scratching and packed the later things properly. I checked the installation there and it installed
nicely. He gave a "retailers only" catalogue for winter Ps3 games release date(knowing Indian release dates before hand is really cool) and also a halo3 poster, which I stupidly forgot to take while leaving :x
My other friend also joined me at that place, and we all had a party at the biggest bakers in the area to celebrate. Then I came back home(after travelling extra 5 Kms because I took a wrong turn at Albuquerky :lol: ).With no time to think I started installing the things....
*Another Misfortune
The installation was happening nicely, 1 GB was copied in Minutes.. but it again stopped at 1.5 GB :cry: I couldn't believe my eyes, I removed the discs, cleaned the things and then tried again, but to no avail :( and the stranger thing is that, Drive A could read disc 1 and Drive B could read Disc 2 but not the other ,for both. I was in disbelief as I saw the things working in that place.
I went on trying doing many different things till 1:30 Am, I didn't get sleep, but with the exhaustion because of driving(total 4 hours, bike) and all, I fell asleep, Even in sleep I was thinking of getting the thing to work, I woke up at 5:30 AM and resumed trying to install it, I didn't feel asleep at all, I didn't have any caffeine either.
My aim to get the thing working was above all, I forgot about everthing else
*The PLAN.
Upto now I was working normally, but after seeing what happened the prev. day my brain went in overdrive,I started using my geeky superpowers. I calculated all possible solutions.
In my first attempt I tried to create an image of the disc and then run it off image drives, but alas, the discs were only readable to certain extent, and hence read errors stopped the image from being created, after that I tried a lot of things, but all failed.
As a last ditch effort I googled again, and this time my keywords hit the spot, and I saw many people Buying NEW drives to play the game as their old drives were not reading. It was still not understandable to me. The disc is still of the same type, either DVD-R or DVD+R then why have the problems, if it uses a new type of file system my firmware upgrade should have fixed it. And also, Gagan's drive was a new one. Then I remembered that guy in the forums talking about it being read in a mac.
My mother suggested that I buy a new Drive which are worth around 1500 (more than the game). Being the "Get things done in cheapest way" guy I am, I didn't want to have another drive when the other two are working fine, just for one game.Also there was no guarantee that the new one would work (as is the case with gagan)
Soon I had a brain flash, and remembered that my friend has a dell laptop, Since it's a branded thing(unlike every other home PC I know, which are assembled) they are bound to be new and upto date in every way. I thought of creating an image there and then writing the images on normal empty Sony DVD Rs of whom I have stock. This would cost me only Rs.20/- :lol:
But then I thought that it will have copy protection, So I thought of installing the game in his laptop and copying the Cache files onto DVDs and getting them home, but I would require a Internet Connection to access steam and my friend had no connection, So I took my cell and Nokia PC suite to use GPRS for that purpose, But GPRS costs, so I searched for a way to circumvent the copy protection:P
30 mins of googling and I found out The Discs had no Copy Protections :lol: because of Steam and all . So I went to my friends room, and kept the discs there, when it was being read, I prayed as much as I could. And YES it was read :D I used Alcohol 120% and created the image, then burnt them on the DVDRs. The whole process took 1 hour and during the whole time, I, My friend, and the hostel mates were all singing and rejoicing :lol:
Everyone felt my pain and understood the sad situation I was in, and when I was finally getting it written all were happy :D After the writing was finished, as show of entertainment, I played a hard boss in Typing of the dead, in full uber fast typing glory and all were amazed, lol.
But soon, I thought, what if these written things are also not read? It is the file format after all! :shock: All happiness down the drain, and like a sign from god, another friend dropped by and he lives near my house.
I got another plan just in time, I asked him to stay there, and told that I will go home and try installing from the discs, IF the installation is not successful (:() I will ask him to get my friends laptop to my home, and then using my home made wifi network I can easily install the game in his laptop and then copy the cache files from his laptop to my PC and enjoy :D
*Mission Accomplished?
I left for home, and tried it immediately, and on Sunday oct 28th 1:30 PM I was FINALLY able to install the game! YES!! I called my friends and they were happy for me :D After that I finished installing portal in a RECORD SETTING 10 mins!
As soon as it finished installing! Nothing could stand between me and portal! Except for.... POWER CUT! Once again, a thing something you have to be accustomed to, by being in a developing nation.I played my recent addiction Tony hawk PG for DS, Awesome game.
Current Came back at 5 PM, I Finally started portal, but first I decorated my Orange Dtop which now looks like this.

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When I started portal I couldn't believe my eyes that it was finally happening, a week of trial and errors, and two days with only 4 hours of sleep, all for a BOX and its games. And as and when I was playing all those dreams of me playing portal, Eps and TF2 were coming back, I was having a blast. With all the driving and no sleep, I was in a semi sleepy state, I spent almost 30 mins in lvl 17 for something whose answer was just beside me :lol: I was trying all this impossible things , because I was overthinking everything.
I thought of completing the game in one stretch but had to attend a party so left it at 7:30 PM I also had to read for my Next exam AND complete my LAB records, but the whole day I was busy with these things that I didn't do anything. I came back from the party thinking I would read, but I sat down and played portal :P
Completed the game at stroke of midnight and then heard the awesome PORTAL song! Filled with all those jargon that I like :P it was so cool. After finishing the game I realized that I didn't get the achievement for finishing it, as I was disconnected from steam, so I reconnected and played the ending again, and heard the song again :P this time, WITH ACHIEVEMENTS. I had basically every achievement except the camera one (only could do 19) for the story mode.. yes... Sorry Companion cube :(
Completed Portal in 3.5 hours, now off to EP1 and then EP2 and all full completion of Portal then playing TF2... for...ever? :P
That was how this series of misfortunate events surronding the orange box came to end with me finally getting to play the games have a blast!
*looks up* Woot, that was long, Hope this helps the people who have the same Orange Box retail problems. In simple words this is what you do.
"Take your Discs to some branded computer/laptop create an image of those discs and write them onto normal DVDrs"
Thanx for reading. Now heres the infamouse portal Song "Still Alive" Uploaded by my good Friend PeldonPeldon.
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