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Vice City Stories
If you havent heard by now, the next GTA game in the making is Vice City Stories (I hear there is a GTA IV for PS3 but let not jump the gun). Its during the time before tommy Vercetti ever made it to Vice City. Lance Vance is still a kid, who gets picked on by a local bully. Now from what I remember, I believe you play as Diaz and build your empire, which leads into vice City when Tommy works for you and then he takes over. Very similar to the Liberty City Stories where you play as Tony Cipriani and build his empire before the main character comes in to take over.

I seriously hope this game isnt a flop. LCS came out costing 20 bucks to buy it. already signaling its demise. Dont get me wrong, it was a decent game. But i think with all the hype it got, people were expecting it to be like a new GTA game, not a prequil. And thats what they ended up getting. For 20 bucks, its a good value. Its a good game, good story. But if your seeking originality, and new features in a GTA series like Vice City an San Andreas had brought, then your going to be upset. Just picture it to be an improved GTA 3, nothing more, and youll get your moneys worth.

Until next time my children, Good times, Noodle Salad

this game looks pretty good. Reviews said that it was the game that came closest in recreating the GTA series. The game starts where you find yourself in the middle of a conflict between these 3 rival gangs, and are saved by the leader of the third city saints. You join up with that gang and help take out the other gangs. It lookss like a decent game, good gameplay and graphics. Another game I will definately be checking out.


-good times, Noodle Salad

i was checking out the reviews for this game, and I have to say it looks pretty good. If you havent seen a review for it, in short, its basically GTA but with some insane features. as it said in the review it requires "suspension of disbelief." if you can ease up on having realism, youll enjoy the insane action. Hanging off of airplanes, parasailing from cars on the highway, etc. This looks like they took GTA to a new level. Of course environment wise, it looks fanastic. very organic. But i hear a lot of the areas are forest, which makes it pointless because who wants to be in the forest. so thats its one downfall. This is a game I will definately check out.

Until Next time, Good times Noodle Salad

im looking forward to the game. Ive yet to find a plae to rent it that can keep it on the shelves long enough. I wrote a post in the judging Gammers Union (shameless plug) about how people either love it or hate it. usually critics are the ones to bash it, but then again thats true for almost everything. Gammers are giving it rave reviews. On average of 8.0 and IGN (which Is a trusted source in my book) has given it an 8.5. So I am definately looking forward to it, and will try my best not to compare it to the GTA series (as should all IMO) and enjoy it for the game that it is, not what it should be. features like money laundering, a garage full of cars, and bribes to rival gangs and police make this sound like an awesome game to have. anyway that wraps it up for me today. until next time,

Good times, noodle salad.

-H8X

Wtf is up with cell phones? Honestly. I mean in the early 1990's we had cell phones the size of walkie talkies, and then it was cool to slim them down. **** even in the year 2000 I got a cell phone that was twice the size of a king sized butterfinger. So ok they get smaller, hell even that new commercial shows a phone the size of a tic tac box. First off, you dont need them that **** small. Easy to lose means you pay for a replacement stupid. Also means easy to break. Also means harder to text, can you see the reasons adding up? Not to mention you'll look stupid as hell talking into a 2 inch phone. Then theres the opposite. We have blackberries, blueberries, boisonberries, trios, etc. Phones the dam size of bricks. I think those phones were designed for texters. thats about it. You dont need to have a big ass phone soley for being a phone. Your probably going to want to text. And speaking of, you dont need to text if you can just as easily talk to the person. If your both at home doing nothing then call them jackass. Theres no reason to make a 2 minute convo last an hour. The only reason texting is good is if you cant talk on the phone at the moment, ur on break at ur job, ur in class, etc. Then you can get away with a quick message. And its gotta be like meet me at 2, etc. Not hey dude I heard you hit that chick with the phat ass last night. No douchebag you can make a phone call for that. Its also stupid that the phones are going up in size as if a big ass phone in your hand is cool. Were going backwards in time. Im al for a small phone, not INSANELY small, but small so you can hold it easy. Not these gameboy sized phones. also, 13 year old kids do not need the latest phones. Your spoiling them and turning them into **** Until you create a dam good reason for your parents to kick out 300 bucks for a PHONE, then your fine with a non flip, no picture taking, non MTV ringtone, phone. Also, if you have a good phone, stick with it. You dont need to buy a razor, then a new razor cause now its in black. ooo thats worth 300 bucks. 9:52 PM - 0 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove

 

I remember watching a movie a while back that pissed me off. I think it was called Real Women Have Curves. Theres a bunch of women in this sweatshop looking place making wedding dresses and one of them takes of her shirt because of the heat. And her mom being oldschool gives this lecture about having self respect and covering herself up etc. To which the daughter replied oh this is me, im just me and if people dont like it they can **** off (ooo yeah big shocker when she said **** to her mom). This comment was so ****in laughable. First off, That comment was said way to ****in smoothly. She had that thing ready quick draw mgraw. Meaning she has probably thought about what other people think of her, and rather than try to mold herself into what they want (which I dont agree she should do), she comes up with her own little motto that she can use anytime the situation calls for it. Which I dont really understand how you can use that little saying for taking off your shirt in a sweatshop surrounded by other family and friends, its not like ur doing this in front of a group of strangers. So stop acting like your a rebel and a free spirit. Second, Its ok to care what people think and make improvements on yourself. Its called having self respect. If you reek of body odor, or dress like a homeless person, then take care of it. Because you say I dont care what people think of me, that doesnt mean its ok to not bathe, and eat out of a trashcan. its easy to misinterpret that into thinking your making self improvement for other people, but do it for yourself man. What kind of person doesnt care about their physical well being. And who exactly is supposed to "like you for who you are" when your displaying the crappiest possible version of yourself to prove a point to people who dont care. Finally, wtf is this chicks problem? So she took her shirt off. She could have said, hey its hot and im with friends who are hot in this place as well, and whos going to see us anyway, where in a ****in sweatshop. End of story. Perfectly logical and rational. But no, now we get this big dramatic speech of being proud of yourself. I know the title is real women have curves, and they probably want us to think this is a "fat thing," but please by all means, if your so proud, walk outside in front of a group of people in ur underwear and explain to them your half naked because your proud.

 

Welcome to what im refering to as my Random Thought of the Day. Todays topic tips. Now tips for video games, or advice. No tips as in what you give a waiter, a pizza delivery boy, the valet, etc.

Today I got a tip for $4.33. Let me repeat that, 4 Dollars and 33 cents........its that 33 cents that bugs me. Who the **** tips 33 cents? I mean most people would round it to 4 or 5 dollars, hell even 4.50. but what are these people thinking to themselves? Are they that worried about what we will think of them that there sitting at the table with a tip calculator figuring out estimates on what to give the guy who brought them drinks? Honestly. What are we supposed to say at that? "Oh man I didnt even know how I was gonna get the money together for rent, thank god he put that 33 cents in." 33 cents isnt going to put you over the top people. Its not going to get me in the fourtune 500. So do me a favor, for those of who who actually give tips, make it an even number or ill punch you in the dick.