The main reason why EA wanted this to be appealed was so they could just recycle the same character models that they used in the previous installment.

Not that it has been rejected this means they'll actually have to create something (read: effort) before cashing in on the sheep who eat this up every year.

Hard to believe that the japanese would create a game where you're defending a whale. A much more likely scenario would be an endangered whale murder simulator.

Unfortunately it wouldn't sell very well in Japan because it would be, "Too much like normal life to be compelling."

" Zellner is a bland protagonist, lacking the preternatural deductive reasoning of Sherlock Holmes, the endearing persistence of Columbo, the believably complex, flawed humanity of Kurt Wallander..."

Go on. You know you want to. Add, "...or a vagina"

I just threw up in my mouth. **** this game.

@TomMcShea @Frostbite24 Sure. For instance, I personally always make sure to make it apparent that I absolutely love cheesecake in everything I write or voice.

Doesn't matter what the subject is, it is so important that I weave that in there so as not to make people wary of me.

Sure I get some odd looks when I'm voicing my opinion at a city council meeting about a local plastic bag ban, and I start expressing my weakness for creamy, thick cheesecake, but it is better than the alternative that people be distrusting of me.

Game looks interesting. I am however disappointed that Carolyn couldn't weave her political agenda into the review though.

Fact: If this was MS doing this instead of Sony there would be UNIVERSAL hate.

Take from that what you will.

@MW2ismygame @Frostbite24 Because the majority of them haven't yet finished grade school where they'd learn about sarcasm and irony.

@Gokuja @noandno @Frostbite24 exactly.

@Kayweg @Frostbite24 it was comprised solely of irony and sarcasm. Back to grade school for you.