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This weekend was pure ownage
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Indeed. Friday was awsome, since I was at the mall and picked up
Complete ownage, especially the Kool G. Rap & DJ Polo album. "Bad to the Bone" is currently my favorite song on the album, and I'd give the album an 8.5/10. Completely solid, in every way possible.
As you can already see though, both pairs of sneakers pwn those farm animals lacking sex appeal....sheep. And unfortunately, I have yet to open MVP up yet....bah!
Anyways Saturday was great, but I kind of feel bad for what happened on this day
*OMFG WARNING: REAL EMOTIONS IN A JOURNAL ENTRY OMFG*
The day started off with a call from my gf, telling me to go to the movies with her. She wanted to see that Beauty Shop crap.....ewww :? But of course, I said I'd call her up later, and we'd make plans and such....yeah right. I called up my friend after, and we were at his house playing the awsomeness that is XBOX system link with a few friends. Let me say this, and that is, GHOST RECON OWNS ON XFLOP. And this is coming from someone who hates the XFLOP, and everything it's associated with.....and is also a cow. Blah blah blag, owned everyone bla blah blah.....until the night time. Me and my friends went to Image Night Club, which just so happened to be having a teen-night, for underage kids, who couldn't regularly get in. Image has one once a week probably, and each week just gets better and better IMO. It sucks ass though....if you can't dance :P
Anyways, I'm not one of those guys who leans against the wall, and watches all of the girls dance.....but I became that guy on this particular night. Still, it's unlike myself. Why did I exactly? My girlfriend of course, I didn't want to be out there dancing/grinding with females.....especially the grinding part since I consider it cheating myself. One hour into being at the club, and I said **** it, when this girl, with nearly no-top on is begging me to dance with her. Here's how it went.\
Girl: Hey, do want of you guys want to dance (refering to me and my group of friends)
*SILENCE*
Girl: You, come out and dance with me
Me: Wow, I really can't.....I have a girl.
Girl: I don't care, she's not here right now, right?
Me: No
Girl: So who cares. Come dance with me
Bah! I felt so crappy afterwards.....especially cause this girl I was dancing with was so.....^__^ Hell, we did more then grind, I mean....if you consider tongues locking both inside the mouth, and hers licking my neck at one point :? I know, it sounds nasty when you write it, but damn, it felt awsome. ROFFLE she hit my spot like Cooke does on a daily basis ROFFLE.
The weekend didn't end there though, since at about 12:00 we left, and me and one of my friends went to the bowling alley to meet up with his girlfriend. I bowled, and sucked ass.....I got like a 56. Horrible!
Sunday was ub3r 1337, since I sat home all day and slept......then wrote an 8-page paper :?
Man, the people on my friends' list own...
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Top Ten Celebreties whom I want to beat their ******* ass in!
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Yes, I stole this idea from Vanilla_Gorilla :)
10.Omarosa - I'd never hit a woman in my life....but in my dreams :twisted: She's easily one of the biggest attention whores ever in reality television. She manipulated everyone on the first season of The Apprentice, and is the biggest diva I've ever seen. I can't stand her, or people like her!
9. Mark McGwire - Why you ask? He's a complete ass. You took steroids, we all know you took steroids. Yet, you find nothing wrong with what you did, and nothing wrong with steroids. "It's not cheating, it's all about hand-eye coordination." Sure, if you want singles and doubles......I think what I hate most abou him, is the fact that he's consider god to the MLB community.
8. George W. Bush - What's a hate list without this guy? Do I even need to say why I hate him? Didn't think so....

7. Nick Carter - You were a Backstreet Boy singing to the ladies....no problem. As soon as your group dies out, you decide to become "hardcore" by hanging out with Tommy Lee.....please, I hate fake people, and he's an easy example of this.

6. Pamela Anderson - Ugh! She's absolutley disgusting. And every guy out there "supposedly" wants to be with her.....sorry, I'd take a wild animal over Pamela, her implants, and no....backside ;)
5. Karl Malone & John Stockton - Possibly the dirtiest duo ever to hit the NBA, I'll never forget all of the countless injuries these two gave players during the playoffs. Especially back in the day, when one of my favorite teams was Houston. I'm so glad, that neither of these a******* ever won the NBA Finals.

4. Hilton Sisters - What would a hate list be without these two? Why are they rich exactly? What have they done in there lives to make them rich? Spoiled, spoiled, and more spoiled.....and honestly, you two aren't half as good looking as you think you are. Can you say aneroxic? :?

3. Tony Reali - Possibly a suprise to most of you, but I really hate this guy with a passion. He's such a douchebag, and he's horrible on ATH. He has no clue how to use that damn point system.....and seems to favor Woody Paige over anyone on the show. Go back to being Stat Boy.....Bring back Max Kellerman!

2. Paul Walker - Worst actor ever? Definitly. Yes, that is pretty harsh, but this guy can't act for ****. Give him some surfing movie, where he can actually excell as an actor......rather then The Fast & The Furious, She's All That and Joy Ride. It's sad to believe that we have such horrible actors in Hollywood nowadays....

1. 50 Cent - Who doesn't hate this guy? He's cocky, arrogant, and ignorant. He's a one-man wrecking crew of hip hop, and rockers, and hip hop heads agree.....this guy is absolute garbage. Without Dre backing him, he's nothing over that big forehead, jackrabbit tooth gap, and lisp. A group called Binary Star once said
"Yo, I ain't hardcore, I don't pack a nine millimeter
Most a y'all gangsta rappers ain't hardcore neither
Whoever get mad, then I'm talkin' 'bout you
Claim you fear no man, but never walk wit' our crew
Where I'm from, your reputation don't mean jack
So what, you pack gats and you sell fiends crack
You ain't big time, my man
You ain't no different from the next cat in my neighborhood who did time
Rhyme after rhymes it's the same topic
What make you think you hardcore 'cause you was raised in the projects
Broke-ass finally got a hundred in your pocket
Now you on the mic, spittin' money's no object
What you say is bullcrap, if you wasn't wit' your crew
Or wasn't drunk off the brew, would you still pull gats?
You need to stop fronting or you headed for self-destruction"
They must have been talking about idiots like 50 Cent.
- There's my journal/rant for the day....hope you all enjoyed it :)
Congrats to all of the new mods!
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Especially the ones I actually know...peicher, nutDAVE3, Shleco, and MAILER_DAEMON (sp?)
Honestly, this was a great mod picking :)
Retro avatar, or new school?
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New School:
Retro:
Or should I just ask -Hans- to make me a new one?
Who here actually lurks around my journal?
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If you do, just post here....por favor :P
If you dislike Dahv....
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.....then you're a disgrace to society. She makes quite possibly the best music of our time!
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