I got this from my cousin.
OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
OTHER FRIENDS: Bring a bottle of wine to your party.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Make the margaritas & stay to clean up afterwards.
OTHER FRIENDS: Will come to your house warming party.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will help you move.
OTHER FRIENDS: Will watch sports with you.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will take off of work for a week to drive to a Cowboys away game with you.
OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad.
OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "****...we messed up - that was fun!"
OTHER FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Cry with you.
OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
OTHER FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
OTHER FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
OTHER FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!".
OTHER FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"
OTHER FRIENDS: Will talk sh** to the person who talks sh** about you.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will knock them the HELL out!
OTHER FRIENDS: Are for a while.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Are for life
Anybody have friends like that?
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