F*cking love this game. I'm hooked!

Holy Christ...

Imagine what an absolute beast of a desktop you can build with $1,000!

I read the prices, did a 180, then walked away.

I never looked into this game and its controversy until just minutes ago and yeah, I don't feel so bad for the people behind this money scam of a game.

These fellas look like serious business...

In other words, do not download Nintendo's upcoming firmware patch! :D

I literally had to ask my friends and family to provide their palms for me to plant my face into because my own two hands just don't cut it. This facepalm is too severe for this article.

That's not gonna affect sales at all... >_>

*Triple checks calender*

Nope, not quite April 1st yet. This sh*t is being done for real.

A game within the real world.

Trippy!