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My sig was apparently offensive......im banned

Didnt think it was.....but apparently im banned for it. LOL it was my own sig......not any SW post. Teh irony.

Thing is, its a miracle im even posting this blog. I got the banned notice.......yet im still doing this.

Im so confused. Its probably gonna happen any minute now. Guess ill be nice now and maybe ill get a break.

PARTY TIME for the Lems! 360 officially growing the Xbox brand.

360 officially surpassed XBox numbers......in one year less time........and at a higher price. We are growing the brand, compared to the massive market share loss of our rival.

Que party music!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qae_TUTeGo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBb8cxyh6m8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gvB8gW9EKA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M65zI9LH-as

A visual representation of our victory.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgRRweh1jsg

Dont report anybody. This blog isnt offensive or at least I dont think it is. Notice how I didnt mention anybody or specific type of fanboy when I said "rival".

Trying for a Union Again

I need 4 officers but last time I tried I only asked 4 people to join and one (Apollo....) decided to not join.

Now I invited 8. 4 are bound to join now. That doesnt mean you should decline. Just accept the invite and dont contribute, or I can boot you if you dont want to be a part of it after my unions officical. I better see you join Apollo.

May the lemmings hear of the word, join, and thus prosper.

Well, guess 360 lost this year.

Numbers dont lie. Unlike cows, lems are governed by logic. O well, at elast we are still beating PS3 in total sales!

360 08 "Core" Exclusives: Lost Odessey (A), Culdcept Saga (A), Ninja Gaiden 2 (AA), Gears 2 (AAA), Fable 2 (AA), Tales of Vesperia (AA), Stoked (?), Naruto:BB (?)

TOTAL A: 11 (for now) Number of Games: 8

360 08 "Casual" Exclusives: Viva Pinata:TIP (AA), Banjo: N&B (AA), Scene It: BOS (AA), DDR 3 (?)

TOTAL A: 6 (for now) Number of Games: 4

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PS3 08 "Core" Exclusives: GT5: Prologue (A), Motorstorm PR (AA), MGS4 (AAAA), Resistence 2 (AAA), Siren (A), Disgaea 3 (A), Valkyria Chronicles (?), Naruto:UNS (A)

TOTAL A: 13 (for now) Number of Games: 8

PS3 08 "Casual" Exclusives: Hot Shots Golf (A), Buzz (A), Singstar (A), Little Big Planet (AAA).

TOTAL A: 6 Number of Games: 4

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Other factors (less importance but still hold weight, as this compares 360 and PS3 in all aspects). Makes sense to cover all factors to determine ones year over the other right?

PS3 08 multiplats not on 360: MLB: The Show 09 (AA)

360 08 multiplats not on PS3: Left 4 Dead (AA), C&C: Red Alert (A)

XBLA vs PSN: This isnt a big factor but it is noteworthy to see that XBLA has released much more A, AA, and 2 AAA in comparison to PSN.

360 A-AAA that PS3 didnt get: NFS: Undercover (A), Baja (A), Fallout 3 (AAA compared to PS3's AA).

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CONCLUSION

Total 360 games: 12

Total 360 "A": 17 (for now)

Total PS3 games: 12

Total PS3 "A": 19 (for now)

Victor in "other factors": Xbox 360

The Lemming Commandments

To everybody who doesnt know the behaviour and codes of conduct of the devoted lemming, here you go. We strictly adhere to these specific sets of rules. If you are a lemming and have found yourself to have gone astray, fear not for your still a lemming and its never too late to improve your faith.

1. At all times, defend the XBox 360 from anybody who discredits it.

2. Ignore the sheep. They are not Sony and thus do not concern us. Unless they discredit 360, avoid confrontation and treat them with respect.

3. Respect hermits. They give us games that cannot be found on PS3. Most use a Microsoft OS to power their PC. Those two are reason enough to be thankful and respectful. All though they may not return the same kindness, they are invaluable in helping us wage our holy war against PS3.

4. Handhelds do not concern us.

5. Our one and only rival is Sony's latest console, with PS3 being the current one. Then it will be PS4, PS5, and so on.

6. At all times we must defend our consoles credibility against PS3's misguided fanboys. At least some form of hate towards PS3 and its fanboys is necessary. We must also refute and discredit any and all arguments cows make, as they are all inherently flawed.

Those are the basic guidelines. Offcourse there are smaller, more specific codes of conduct, but these are the main ones. Now you know.

The Road to Lemming Enlightenment

I am working towards gaming enlightenment. This, according to Microsoft scripture, can only be attained through only owning a Xbox 360 and no other console. Through diligent support, unwavering loyalty, and unending/irrational hate towards Sony, MS may just see your worth and bless you with spiritual inner peace. All high profile lemmings are trying to achieve it, as am I.

To give you a picture representation as to what achieving lemming enlightenment "looks like", here you go. May you be inspired to walk the path.

Advent Rising Boxshot

Together, we can make a army.....but I need your help.

I made a union. It will be the most hardcore lemming union ever. Itll be great. I invited some people to join my union. I need 4 who accept to get this thing going.

To those who received my invitation, I please ask that you join, just so I can build my union by myself. Whether you want to contribute or not is up to you.

The 360/PS3 war is the biggest rivalry in gaming history (in my opinion)

Forget SNES and Genesis because SNES outsold Genesis by dozens of millions.Forget The PS1 generation, it was a one sided race. N64 and Saturn cant be called a rivalry much either. Last gen had Xbox and Gamecube very close. But gamers and the media didnt exactly pit them against eachother.

This gen is by far the greatest time to be a fanboy, if your a patron of the Sony/MS faith. The former #1 console maker is dead last, playing catch-up to the #2 last gen. The multiplats are always compared, each maker tries to get exclusives from the other, heated battles in all three major console markets. The gaming media liek G4tv and Gametrailers always pit them against eachother. Its like a real holy war.....without the literal violence.

The forums are a great place to be if your part of either camp. Forget aout sheep and hermits, they are on their own and not relevant. The 360/PS3 war is where its at, and its in my opinion the greatest rivalry in console history.

My Dead Space Review (fairly in-depth review)

I was going to get Fable 2 on launch....but now ill pick it up on November 7 with Gears 2. Why am I waiting? Because I am playing Dead Space and I am loving every second of it.

Its part Resident Evil 4 in its camera, shooting, and inventory system. Its part Bioshock in its real-time story driven plot, its atmosphere, and its sense of dread. Its also part Doom 3 in lighting and look, as a Martian base and a deep space vessel look surprisingly similar.

However, Dead Space not only borrows from winning formulas but adds 2 new innovative features: dismemberment and Zero G combat.

There is nothing more satisfying then killing a necromorph that gave you a real hard time......and curb stomping its neck......and its leg.....and its arms......and its leg into smaller pieces. I was surprised how much you can realistically tear these things apart. In actual combat, I personally go for the legs first and foremost, so they cant get to me just as fast.

Zero G blew me away with how everything realistically floats and reacts when applied with certain pressure, like how something floats away spinning when you melee it.....ever so slowly. Combat is even more intense as you can use EVERY surface as a battleground. The floor too hostile? Jump to the ceiling (your boots are magnetic) and make your stand there.

As a gamer who gets scared easily and loves the fear reaction, I must say that Dead Space isnt so much scary as it is made out to be. I played for a few hours so far and believe me whe I got jolt after jolt. But there was no instance of actual "fear". This was played in the dark with surround sound by the way.

Conclusion: I love this game. Im a sucker for a good futuristic sci-fi story and it delievers on that and then some.

My only complaint is that there is also a PS3 version.

LBP didnt get a 10!!!!! Horray!

I couldnt take another perfect 10. The cows would get soooooo full of themselves. Its good that a simple 9 and not a 9.5 can sorta shut them up.

Now if Socom flops (hearing its buggy) and Resistence 2 gets a 8.5, the ownage will be all too sweet.

fingers crossed

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