Corrupt a Wish

Granted but when you sit on it, the chair eats you :o

I wish i could stay up late

Granted but you cant sleep

I iwsh i was richer 

Granted but then people wouldn't like you and steal from you :P

I wish i could go horse back riding

Granted but he can't see it :?

I wish for world peace

Granted but a peace of the world crushes you

I wish for candy 

granted, but it breaks your teeth

i wish my house had air conditioning :P 

Granted but then your house would freeze and you would not be able to leave :o

I wish i had a rabbit

granted, but it would tear up everything in the house

i wish i had a tank of fish 

Granted but the tank breaks and all the fish die :o

I wish i could have a bonfire

Granted but you catch on fire

I wish i could freeze to death 

Granted but i thaw the ice and you live :?

I wish i was at the beach

Granted but a Tsunami comes and you drown

I wish i was in Japan 

granted, but no one understands you and you starve

i wish i could go to the city part of Canada 

Granted but then you get lost and robbed and killed :o :P

I wish i could go to the States

Granted but you get arressted and sentanced to jail for 200 years

I wish i could desgin banners 

Granted but no one wants them :P

i wish i could draw

Granted but they come to life and kill you for no reason

I wish i could play basketball 

granted, but everyone beats you at it

i wish people would randomly give me money 

Granted but then i come running and steal it from you:P

I wish i could read Japanese writing

granted, but you forget how to read in english

i wish i could see movies for free 

Granted but the movies are so bad, that it wouldn't be worth seeing them for free :P

I wish for free games :P

Granted but all the games are broken :lol: :lol: :o

I wish I.,......had food :P

Granted but all the food is spoiled :o

I wish i could see into the future

granted, but after seeing it, it never happens

i wish i could travel back into the past 

Granted but you can never come back to the future:P

I wish i could travel the world

granted, but you forget where you live :?

i wish i could land on the moon 

Granted but the aliens kill you :cry:

i wish everyone was equal

granted, but........something bad would happen :lol: (i got nothing :P)

i wish everyone appreciated trance music 

Granted but they all fall into a trance :lol:

I wish to be served like a queen

granted, but your subjects revolt

i wish i could be the king! :P 

Granted but i behead you :P

I wish i had a pet monkey

granted, but he eats all your food

i wish i had some hamsters! :3 

Granted but all the hamsters run away from you:P

i wish link was real :oops: :P

Granted but the real Ganondorf defeats you and takes over the world

I wish for all the games in the world 

Granted but the games don't work :P

I wish we could go back to the barter system :P

granted, but it quickly backfires

i wish bees didn't have stingers :? 

Granted but then they will have no way to defend themselves :?

I wish i could watch scary movies

granted, but then every other kind of movie would be boring for you

i wish i could get my college degree in a week 

Granted but you never get a job :P

I wish i didn't have to work