Review 112 The Junk Hole PART 4
User Rating: 1 | Ride to Hell: Retribution X360
I need to escape before somebody breaks in! "COME OUT CGJ SURRENDER!" I should go up to the basement.COUGH! This place is dusty.Now wheres that window? "GET OUT HERE!" Theres the window.It wont open? I have to smash It.I got it The chainsaw! BZZZZ! Now time to escape! Now that Im outside I should go to a hotel or some other place to hide.2 Hours Later.Medusa Hotel? I guess It should do? "Hello welcome to Medusa Hotel! Hi I need a place to stay Ms."Okay 1 night is 20 dollars,full day is 40 dollars and a week is a lot from your wallet." Just this night for me."Okay here is youre key card." Wow this room actually looks good for a hotel that looks like its 100 years old.A nice bed,a T.V. and a Xbox 360? Dont mind If I do? Theres only 1 game.Ride to Hell Retribution? Sounds cool.4 Hours Later.This game SUCKS! I remember first hearing about this game back in 2009 or 8.It said It was going to be a 1960s Open World biker game which sounds fun and I would actually buy that but people this game isnt even worth 10 dollars.For one It takes over 20 shots to kill a enemie.This is the year 2013 and the graphics look worse then a N64 game.Yeah I said that.Also whenever you kill a baddy whos about to hump a girl.Right after you save her she has sex with you.Its not like Witcher 2 which handeled that perfect.It had character development.The main character is un likeable and It is a 1/10.SNAP! What the..... Im stuck to my bed! Ms,thank god youre here can you get me out of,wait whats happening to your skin.SSSSSSSS
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