So, I was browsing the "video suggestions" forum on Loading Ready Run's website, and I came across a spambot. I amused myself by picturing someone from BBC reading it in a very British and documentary-esque voice (I'd love to see someone make a video like that), and it was just so funny I had to share it with you guys:

So remember, read the following in a british documentary voice.

Laowa training ship smoke hidden behind a large Chinese fleet of three aircraft carrier
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