You guys don't even exist, fudge this blog in the neck!

This must be what they call lost time.
When i woke up half-naked, i was covered in this weird goo and I felt violated...
WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!?!

I have not slept in 24 hours and I fear sleep.
I have decided not to sleep for as long as possible.
I am currently feeling allitle tired but it's nothing i can't handle.
I must eat right, stay away from the Bioshock previews and never lose focus of the main mission objective.

Perhaps it's the mild insomnia(5am) but the tease is sleep you are as i am.

!TGS! AAAA!! MGS4!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2

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*Jaw hits the floor*

BLOG NOT FOUND 

Now begins the argues task of building a full GameSpot collection of every game i own, play or have played and/or sacrificed to Mullock.
This involves my day which consists of the following:

Review everything.
Tag everything.
Rate everything.
Pick up dry cleaning.
Wax the cat traps.
Concoct blind taste test between butter and margarine.
Watch slow motion tapes of the cobra clutch.
Stare at telephone poll and hope it catches fire.
Write Shuttlecock backwards on forehead.
Buy apple soda at the dollar store.
Steal mail from back of mail truck.
Call Smokey the bear a liar.
Start garbage fire.
Develop cure for the measels.
Cross check obituaries with junior high yearbooks.
Invent a new number that goes between 2 and 3.
Pay the light bill.
Finnish proton excelerator.
Try to invent a speed boat but one that will work on land.
Stop Donny Brook in front of coffee store.
Make bonzai tree out of poker chips.
Electrify mailbox for rude surprise.
Re-paint bathroom.
Grow rap-video hair.
Write nasty letter to Prince Charles.
Guess Kenny Rogers phone number.
Punch out neighbours windows.
Buy more snake from Jerry.
Cry myself to sleep.

Is under construction. :wink:

Name: Piotr Juliusz Karubin

Birthday: 06/20/1990

Eye and hair color: Arctic blue eyes, Dark blond hair.

Height: N/A, tall...?

My heritage: Polish, baby!

Siblings: Little bro, three older sisters, three older brothers.

Best friend: You.

Favorite type of shoes: Bare-feet.

My weakness: My fears.

My fears: My weaknesses.

My Strengths: Pwning noobs, Gaming, hilariosity, Job performance, etc.

Most overly used phrase: "Hello, sir."

My best physical feature: ;-)

Bedtime: 10pm (not in effect)

Do I smoke: No

Do I swear: "I swear i will not kill anyone."(terminator reference)

Do I drink: Goats blood during the cremation of care.

Favorite music band: General Metal, Midnight Brown, Living in a box.

Favorite food: Polish.

Favorite drink: Milk and/or Tea.

Pet: Semi-pet dog. (do the rats own me?)

Do I like Movies: Movies are totally wizard.

Favorite Movie: The Lord of the Rings trilogy.

Favorite Book: The Lord of the Rings series, 1984, The art of war.

What do I look in a girl: The opposite of you.

Favorite anime: Ninja Scroll.

Favorite manga: N/A

Favorite anime/manga genre: N/A

Favorite type of games: Adventure, RTS , FPS.

Favorite Videogame character: Snake, the pong ball/square.

Favorite melee weapon in a FPS: Blades, Fists.

Favorite weapon in a FPS: Mouse/Keyboard.

Favorite unit on a RTS: The Titan.

Favorite thing about a RPG: Money for nothin' and the chicks for free.

First console I had: SNES/Atari 2600, too young to remember.

First gaming PC: Monochrome Mac with rotatable monitor.

Game I have played the most in a single day: General N64 game marathons.

Favorite game ever: Zelda series, Mario series, MGS series.

Favorite era of gaming: PS4 and Nintendo 6.

Favorite gaming style in multiplayer: Many Headshots!!1!11!

Next gen console to get: Wii, PS3.

Most anticipated game: MGS4.

Most overrated game: Halo

This was a rip-off of Charlie2688's rip-off, i hope you enjoyed the freight-fest.