@bigsneedgaming: The guy is a freelance entertainment journalist, this really explains the bad review https://muckrack.com/funke-joseph/articles

"Pauly D Says He And JWoww Will Do The Deed On Jersey Shore"
One fine headline of his

The reviewer isn't a games journalist, he's a freelance entertainment journalist that reports on reality shows, makes sense he would give such a low score then

https://muckrack.com/funke-joseph/articles

Explains why clicking on his name takes you to a 404 page and why he can't figure out how to do basic movements in a video game