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Top 5 Changes

Here are my top 5 changes....

Well I actually just have 3

1. Be able to select a region/country and not be forced to view the region/country you presently live in

2. Change the Site back to the way it used to be

3. Get rid of the white background as its blinding

I have to say I am not happy with the current site, and it would have been nice to know in advance of what they were going to do and ask our opinion first.Even though I live in the UK I like to see what is being shown currently in the States, so I can keep up with it etc. I just really want tv.com/cbs to give the user a choice of what region/country they want to view and not be forced to view the countries TV of which they live.

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Yes this is what you get when you try to ask questions as to why if you are in the Uk you get to see UK tv listings...someone starts a thread then someone blocks it.

Why I dont know its a simple question.... so please someone in authority answer it instead of blocking it...

Please help.. why am I seeing UK tv listings??

Hellow eveyone,

I have signed onto tv.com today to find that I get UK TV istings, why?? and information about UK tv shows???I can get that info from the TV and Satalite guide.

I like this site as I get to see what is on the US, I like to see what is happening in the US not the UK..

It seems I dont have a choice. Please help...

can I change to just see US listings?? even though I live in the UK....

I only want to see what is on in the US not the UK.

I do not want to sign on and look at UK soaps etc.....

I like the old format. bring back the old tv.com

thanks

If I have to see

Hi there,

If I have to see each time I sign on to tv.com, the tv series I hate displayed I am going to throw up..

Blink and you Miss Me!!!!

Sorry Guys...

I have n been around much..I recently started to work for my self...and business recently just got manic.

I have not had time to be on TV.com so I apologise for not commenting and reading blogs...and I have just got a new Client and I am busy doing some training..

So I will try to pop over to your blogs

but please stay with me..

things will calm down ( I hope)

I WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL SOON

So I luvs ya all....

OH and just to let you all know

DJ_MRT had

a car accident on Monday

in Turkey..the car rolled over a few times and him and his family had to spend time in the hospital. ( there was DJ,his wife, his son, and his mother in the Car)

They are all bruised, they hurt obviously ..(his son is Okay thank god ) as you would expect if your car had rolled over a few times..the only one really hurt was his mother..she has hurt her back..its not serious but very painful, she has to wear some sort of corset for the next 4 - 6 weeks.

So you must all go and wish himwell..he is on Bed Rest!!

So I am sure he would love it if we all went to his bed to see him...ha ha ha ha

Iam sure he would love it if you commented on his blog..

So everyone take care

and see ya soon

bye for now

luvs

Sharon xxxxx

A Mother had 3 Virgin Daughters

A Mother had 3 virgin daughters.

They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but: "Nescafe"!

Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.

It said: "Good till the last drop".

Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Rothmans"

Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the pack: "Extra Long. King Size"

She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.

Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "South African Airways"

Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for SAA.

The ad said: "Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways."

Mom fainted..!!!!!

THE PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY GETS
UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET;
SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY AND THAT SHE
WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND
I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE
CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE SITTING IN FIRST THAT BELONGS IN
ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE
SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON
AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE
WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO
REASON.
THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED
TO A BLONDE & I SPEAK BLONDE."
HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH,
I'M SORRY."
SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID
TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

WAIT 4 IT?!?!??


I TOLD HER, "FIRST " ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON!

Happy Monday Girls...

[spoiler] [/spoiler]

Well thats it from me lots of work to do and too little time to do it in...

Have a great day.

Love

Sharon xxxx

Very short ....blog....

Hi Everyone..

This is a short blog as i just dont seem to have any time today,  but i just wanted to return the favour and give Lin a picture back..after she very kindly gave me a picture in her blog

and I wanted to give Entity her prize for being first on my blog yesturday..

So first this is for  Lin (LMH68..)

Now I am sure Lin will enjoy getting them all clean....

oh and Lin i found this..(we had a little chat earlier about these..)..nice butts...

 

and for Entity..

Now dont go drinking it all at once...

Oh and this is for Joey...

And I thought JD might like this  for arranging great Saturday night entertainment..

so thats all folks

 

So yes thats it..but please feel free to comment about anything you want...

And if my Dream Lover is out there...

I'll be waiting in the Usual Place..

possibly dressed like this..

[spoiler] [/spoiler]

So have a great Monday.....

 

Love Sharon xxx

 

 

Where Have All The Cowboys Gone..?

                            Howdy Partners

Now my blog title is a song..first to guess it wins a prize...

Well its a beautiful day here in little old South Oxfordshire(thats were I live)

So I will make this blog quite short..as the Sun is waiting for me...

So for your entertainment i have some nibbles for you..

and some of these..

So.....

Now Yes Where Have all The Cowboys Gone??

well i found them here...of all places

Never thought I would find them there.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkp9OXAVD88

and

Then I found these hotties

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybXwxyK81IY

and then I found Cowboys doing this..its amazing ..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk7yqlTMvp8

 

and so the boys dont feel left out...a little something for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pqs_tRVly40

 Now for some Cowboy Jokes

A cowboy is riding across the plains of the old west, when he is captured by Indians. The tribe puts him on trial for crimes against the Indian Nation, and he is found guilty.

"You have been sentenced to death," said the Chief, "but, as is our custom, you have three wishes to make as your last requests."

The cowboy thought for a minute and said, "Well, for my first wish, I'll need my horse."

"Give him his horse," said the Chief.

The cowboy whispered something into the horse's ear, and the horse took off like a shot across the prairie. Twenty minutes later, the horse returned with a beautiful blonde woman on its back. The cowboy looked at this, shrugged his shoulders, and helped the young lady off the horse. He then took her into the woods and had his way with her.

"Second wish," said the Chief.

"I'll need my horse again," said the cowboy.

"Give him his horse," said the Chief.

Once again, the cowboy whispered into the horse's ear, and once again the horse rode off over the prairie. Thirty minutes later, the horse returned with a beautiful brunette on its back.

The cowboy looked up and shrugged, helped the young lady off the horse, and went into the woods, same reason as before.

"This is your last wish," said the Chief, "make it a good one."

"I'll need my horse again."

"Give him his horse," said the Chief.

The cowboy grabbed each side of the horse's head, and put his face right up to the horse's.

"I said POSSE!"

*********************************

Glad We Have Chapstick...

The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff.
"Howdy, stranger..."

"Howdy, Sheriff..."

The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss were the sun don't shine. He dropped the horse's tail, and stepped up on the walk and aimed towards the swinging doors of the saloon. "Hold on there, Mister..."

"Sheriff?"

"Did I just see what I think I just saw?"

"Reckon you did, Sheriff...I got me some powerful chapped lips..."

"And that cures them?" the Sheriff asked."

Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' em.

And finally ...

 

One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.
He was a man of the world and she was an innocent bride with
no experience.
On the first night of their honeymoon the couple washed up
and started to get ready for bed. When they get into bed,
they start exploring each other's bodies.
Things are going fine until the bride discovers her
husband's penis "Oh my", she says, "What is that?"
"Well, darlin", the cowboy says, "That's ma rope".
She slides her hands further down and gasps.
"Oh my goodness. What's them?" she asks.
"Honey, them's my knots", he answers.
Finally, the couple begin to make love. After several minutes,
the bride says, "Stop honey. Wait a minute".
Her husband, panting a little, asks, "What's the matter honey?
Am I hurting you?"No", the bride replies. "Just undo them damn knots.
I need more rope!"
 
                        
So we are at the end of my Blog....I hope you all enjoyed it....
 
 Yes we do...
.. So I hope you all 
have a great Sunday...  
Luvs Ya...Sharon..... 

The Theme Continues...

Howdy Partners.....

Well I thought I would keep the Western Theme...

 

 

Now my blog wouldn't be my blog without some eye candy...

so first some for the gals..

[spoiler] [/spoiler]

Now I really like the horse

and

[spoiler] [/spoiler]

and

[spoiler] [/spoiler]

Now so the guys dont feel left out I have something special for you but give it a minute to get warmed up ..!

[spoiler] [/spoiler]

and same with this one ..needs time to get going...

[spoiler] [/spoiler]

and if that wasn't enough here is something for you to take away..

[spoiler] [/spoiler]

Now for all those propective Cowboys out there..take notice of this

[spoiler]

[/spoiler]

Now with all these Cowboys lately I had A wonderful Dream last night..well I thought it was a dream

but when I woke up

I found these at the bottom of my bed..

Boots..but thats not all i found this hat aswell

and these spurs

So if there is a cowboy out there...who left these things

please come back ..tonight !!!!

I will be waiting...:P

Now this next picture I thought was just sexy..

No you are not mad..there is no body to go with these boots

but its the imagination of what could be in them!!

(let your mind wonder.....and wonder ...it will come to you.....)

Well you all probably dont know this..but I learnt how to ride a horse when I was 10 yrs old..well the English way of riding anyway..then in 1990 I Had to opportunity to go the States to a ranch and I learnt how to ride Western..which is so different..I loved it

It was so much fun ..it felt free..relaxed..and easy...and that is the only way i will ride now.

There are very few Western places to ride in the UK

I got to go back a few times ..then the last time i rode was just outside of Vegas a few years ago..

I loved it..there is no other way to ride..I got the boots and the hat...just waiting ......

I love to ride so fast that you can feel the wind rush around you. and there is just you and this horse ....there is nothing like it.

 

So I am nearly at the end of my blog..not as interesting as my last one..but i havn't had alot of time lately..(sorry Emilia)..

hey these boots where made for riding western...

 

 

Well yes the end is so near.....fooled ya.....no its here

I have to go as my Dream Lover Becons me...

and I cannot disappoint him

 

So I luvs ya and catch ya all laters..

Love

Sharon

 

Howdy Partners.....

Hi everyone.

Well the weather here In the South of England (that's me) doesn't seem to be getting any better. It feels cold and I am back to wearing the Pink Fluffy socks..! So I thought... what would cheer me up? COWBOYS!!!....yeeehaaaaaaa

Now alot of this is for the gals but i will have something for the boys...

 

Yes Cowboys..now this ones got what it takes

[spoiler] [/spoiler]

and so does this one....

[spoiler]

[/spoiler]

 

[spoiler] [/spoiler]

Howdy right back at ya.....

[spoiler] [/spoiler]

I even love Country Music.......!!??

and then of course you have to take care of the animals..

 

Warning Ladies check this out...be careful while you are shopping..I keep getting scammed...!!! 

and i will get scammed over and over again...!!!!!

 

Now here are a few for the boys..

[spoiler] [/spoiler] [spoiler] [/spoiler] [spoiler] [/spoiler]

And of course we cannot forget the sexiest pair of cowboys of 2006......

and because of this wonderful movie..yes I cried in the end...there is this

[spoiler]   [/spoiler]

And seeing that we are on the subject of Cowboys. still....I do love a good Western...and the Spaghetti Westerns are my ultimate favourites..

and

Sergio Leone just had a great vision...and of course these films..

        and

Now I am warning you all now...these next segments  you might find boring...( you dont have to read it) I just love this particular Director and Composer so much....

The soundtracks to all of the films are fantastic...all composed by Ennio Morrincone..born in Rome on 10th November 1928.

Ennio who attended the same lessons as director Sergio Leone with whom he would form one of the great director/composer partnerships (right up there with Eisenstein & Prokofiev, Hitchcock & Herrmann, Fellini & Rota), Ennio Morricone studied at Rome's Santa Cecilia Conservatory, where he specialized in trumpet. His first film scores were relatively undistinguished, but he was hired by Leone for Per un pugno di dollari (1964) on the strength of some of his song arrangements. His score for that film, with its sparse arrangements, unorthodox instrumentation (bells, electric guitars, harmonicas, the distinctive twang of the jew's harp) and memorable tunes, revolutionized the way music would be used in Westerns, and it is hard to think of a post-Morricone Western score that doesn't in some way reflect his influence. Although his name will always be synonymous with the spaghetti Western, Morricone has also contributed to a huge range of other film genres: comedies, dramas, thrillers, horror films, romances, art movies, exploitation movies -making him one of the film world's most versatile artists. He has written nearly 400 film scores, so a brief summary is impossible, but his most memorable work includes the Leone films,  Roland Joffé's The Mission (1986), Brian De Palma's The Untouchables (1987) and Giuseppe Tornatore's Nuovo cinema Paradiso (1988), Once Upon a Time in America (1984).

If you havn't seen Once Upon a time in American or Cinema Paradiso..you should.....go rent them now....

Sergio Leone (Born 3rd January 1929 - Died 30th April 1989)

He was virtually born into the cinema - the son of Roberto Roberti (aka Vincenzo Leone),  one of Italy's cinema pioneers, and actress Bice Waleran. Leone entered films in his late teens, working as an assistant director to both Italian directors and American directors working in Italy (usually making Biblical and Roman epics, much in vogue at the time). Towards the end of the 1950s he started writing screenplays, and began directing.

Leone wanted Henry Fonda or Charles Bronson to take the lead in A fist full of Dollars,  but couldn't afford them. The two sequels, Per qualche dollaro in più (1965) and Buono, il brutto, il cattivo, Il (1966), were shot on much higher budgets and were even more successful, though his masterpiece, C'era una volta il West (1968), in which Leone finally worked with Fonda and Bronson, was mutilated by Paramount Pictures and flopped at the US box office. (But it is such a brilliant movie). He directed Giù la testa (1971) reluctantly, and turned down offers to direct The Godfather (1972) in favor of his dream project, which became Once Upon a Time in America (1984). He died in 1989 after preparing an even more expensive Soviet co-production on the World War II siege of Leningrad.

Sergio Leone also assisted in quite a number of other famous movies but was never credited for them..some of them were..

Sodom and Gomorrah (1962) (second unit director) (uncredited)

Ben-Hur (1959) (second unit director) (uncredited)

The Nun's Story (1959) (assistant director)

Quo Vadis (1951) (second unit director) (uncredited)

Helen of Troy (1956) (second unit director) (uncredited)

So now that I have so bored you all silly i will get back to some eye candy.....

 

[spoiler] [/spoiler]

 

 

Hey Handsome yes i am and I

 

aint checking out.

 

...[spoiler] [/spoiler]  

 

 

Oh there is one more film I really like..Nothing to do with the fact that Russell Crowe is in it.....he did look sexy in it and so did Sharon Stone...Mind due I think she looked her best in The Specialist.(1994) (what a shower sceen that film had) with Sly Stallone.

 

 

And Partners thats it..so enjoy your day...Luva ya...Sharon