Oh scroll button, what would I do without you?

You making lurking posts, trancending pages, and skimming wall of texts so much easier in my life. I wonder what the world would be like with out you.

Seriously, have you tried using a mouse from like...Windows 95 days? I mean...you feel lost when your using it. I find myself trying to scroll. But then I glance at the mouse, and I feel broken hearted when I do not see a scroll button.

It amazes me how much time you extended on a page when you don't have a scroll button on your mouse, it never seems to end. Especially when you encounter a massive wall of text so big you feel compelled to read it because someone took that much time to do so.

But luckily in today's world, we are not without such a feature; and for that I am greatly.

So thank you today's technology, for making my life that much easier. Now if you just can just get self-propelled side walks and an auto-pilot feature into cares I could die happy. I'm not complaining, just be nice. I mean and auto-parellel park feature...thats genious.