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Let's Play a Generic Shooter!!

1. Tutorial: Some guy gives you an weapon and the tutorial will teach you what you have been doing in all shooters that you played before. Left stick or WASD to move, right stick or mouse to aim, shoulder button or left button to shoot and etc.

2. The game gives you a brief about the story. Not that it matters you are just going to shoot some guys.

3. You are on zone of conflict and you have to follow your AI partner and in case that you get lost in the linear corridor there is a big sign showing where you are supposed to go.

4. AI enemies starts shooting at you, you get hit by a few bullets take cover behind some convenient positioned objects recovers your health and kill a few dozens of enemies.

5. You find a DOOR! You wait for AI partners to take position and press a button to breach it. The world is now in slow motion and you shoot down some NPCs.

6. From time to time something explodes, a NPC shouts something obvious like "They are coming!", "Reload!", " Take cover!", "Throw some grenades!" and etc.

7. Your AI companion are useless and always order you to do something that they could do like: Press"x" to plant the bomb, kill that guy with an RPG, kill that sniper, call for aerial support and so on.

8. A vehicle appears!! Luckily vehicles just appears when there is an RPG or any weapon that can take it down. Also don't worry if you missed there is a lot of ammunition for you to reload and try again.

9. Now you are on the vehicle!

a) If you are the driver you are going from point A to point B in the most linear way and probably with awkward controls.

b) If you are the gunner you will shoot some bad programmed AI enemies that keep getting out of cover just to get shot.

10. Now the Stealth part!! You use your super suppressed weapon (Sniper rifle, pistol, Smg,...) to take down the enemies that your AI partner tells you to kill and sometimes you will even press a button to perform a super cool melee attack.

11. Steps from 3 to 10 repeats in random orders.

12. The CLIMAX!!! It all comes down to this! You are finally going to get them (generic terrorist)! Again the world is in slow motion. There is a text on the screen telling you to shoot or press a button. You press the button! And... Congratulations you finished the campaign.

13. You will never again play the campaign, you will spend your days playing the multiplayer with some teenager in need of angry management treatment while waiting to pay U$15,00 for the next awesome DLC!