Message to Author,Jedi,Dei

Im sorry

If I ever Hurt your Feelings

If you dont understand im just joking around

If I ever said I would eat you

If I Ever said I kill you in your sleep

If Iever made you cry

If I told you to kill yourself

But

Im not sorry that your Emo

That If you have a poor sence of Humor

That your life Is worthless

That when you die no1 would care

My Father and Grand father Fought in wars to Keep Freedom

And I do Intead to use It

My name is Naruto

I'm a ninja don't you know

I'll punch you way up high

then I'll punch you down low.

I was born with a demon fox inside

when i was young the rules i would not obide

Ill never give up untill the day

That I become that Hokage

I was sad and all alone then i made friends

I will protect them untill the end

My first Ninja Misson was harder then i thought

i was really scared but sasuke fought

I was shocked and ashamed for my lack of skill in combat

Then sasuke pushed me over the edge when he called me a scardy cat

We meet a member of the shinbi swordman

He caught kakashi in some water jutsu and told us we should of ran

But I pomised myself and gave myself an oath of pain

saying to myself no pain no gain

We beat Zabuza when Kakashi got out

We Thought we beat Him but Kakashi had his Doubts

Kakashi told us We needed some extra Training

Me and Sasuke Climbed the trees Till no Charka Remaining

We fought them once again but i wasnt there

Sasuke got Trapped in Haku's jutsu and didnt have a Prayer

Then i came to save the day

I went in with him now it's time to Play

A few seconds later we were fighting for our lives

Because Haku was accurate with those Knife

He almost killed me but something amazing came to be

Sasuke jumped in the way got hit in the chest,arm,and knee

As you Know i got pissed

I caught haku and punched him with my fist

When the fight was over and they were dead

The Bridge Builder surpised me when he said

The bridge will be called "The great Naruto bridge"and thats sweet

So to Konha we did Retreat

And wemeet thisGuy with something Huge on His back

He asked About Sasuke Name and I thought that was Wack

I saidDont you want to know my name

He said he could care less and I hung my head In Shame

WeSaw there Head bend and saw they were from the sand

From there Look in There eye we knew they had an evilplan

Kaskashisigned Us up for the exam

I wasnt sure if this was a scam

I did my dance you know how I do

He said it was going to be though Right then I Knew

That I was going to Have to show Every body how much I grew

Something weird happened the next day As you might of Known

Some Guy kidnapped one of my friends and I had to track him Down with my Shadow Clone

He got cocky and asked for the scroll

I took my friend back and he said "WOOO"

Right then I knew I was ready for and thing and would Never Quit

Thats right BEILIVE IT!

Sasuke,Sakura, and I were ready to sign up for the exam

two kids got in our way sasuke told them to scram

He said Gen jutsu was cast upon us

Sasuke and the two kids started to fight and makea fuss

Some kid stopped our kick with Lighting Quick speed

Sasuke asked for some I.D

The Kid Said my Name is ROCK LEE

Then some Kid with Weird Purple eye started to speak

With those Eyes he must be a Freak

Sasuke's Name he wanted

But as always Sasuke seemed Undauted

I saidDont you want to know my name

Yet againHe said he could care less and I hung my head In Shame

We walked away with no advil

Rock lee came like some kind of Daredevil

He said Sasuke is the one he wanted to fight

He was acted rather Polite

I said Ill fight Him

I ran at him and missed my Punch now things look grim

He Hit Me with a leaf Hurrincane

I must say this guy is rather Insane

He KO'ed Me with just one move

And Sasuke fought Him with something to Prove

My BFF Sasuke left our town

Now I have to fight him the B!tch is goin down

I lost the fight

Now i must train with all my might

B4 Oro get my friends body

W8 i drank bad mink i got to use the poddy(sorry had to put that in)

Ok this is gonna be a while.

But it feels so good it makes me smile

Now that Im done I got some training to do

As soon as I get some actual shoes.

So I left town with the pervy sage

He did a lot to keep 4 tails in its cage.

I struggled, I fought! and to that I say

Struggling is My ninja Way!!!

I buy some shoe from the store

But training is just a bore

I need some food thats quit common

I went in town to get some Ramen

So now my belly's full

and I don't know what to do

eating up this ramen

made me take a great poo!

I gotta do some training,

gotta get sasuke back!

maybe I'll just punch him

and throw him in a sack!

Sasuke left me for a Michael Jackson wannabe

Just hoping one day he will see

and come back to sakura and me

Darn all that water in the ramen is making me pee

So I'm gonna PEE! PEE!

All in Ino's face!

I couldn't hold back.

Cause all this is a race.

I got 3 years

til orochimaru come

and take Sasu's body

damn sasuke's dumb!

He cant even master his Sharringan

I might as well fry him in a pan

And feed him to all the orphans in the world

Yet the level of his disgrace makes them hurl

So I fight my way

for these 2 years.

I train my hardest

and battle through the tears

so now the time has come

for me to step up

I'm goin back to konoha.

Wish me luck!

I meet Sakura and darn shes short

Komaharu what a sport

Showing me a Nude women

then doing Sexy Male on male version(ewww)

so first things first

I got to tsunade

she tells me I have

to fight my sensei.

we go into the woods

Kakashi's all steady

Sakura shows strength

damn I wasn't ready!

a saw hinita she looked fine

Darn i thought i like sakura im losing my mine

With her Byakugan hinita was looking at my pants

Now i see why she blusses every time she get a chance

Sai's kool

Peins bad

he has this sh*t you cant be had

He's the best now score he won

who won the games he loves your mom.

go sai, go sai go, go, go sai go pein, go pein, go, go, go

pein there game is near and

sai is queer

so get that gay sh*t out of here

cause hes tryin to steal peins d*ck

but he looks like sh*t

well hes the one who is down with it.

I get a Ninja misson now its time to meet Orochmru

He talks about Sasuke andidont know what to do

I feel my anger rising and power surging though

Now im in 4 tailed state damn you sakura Move

Now its me vs snake boy to win a transformers toy Oh no he just farted in my face Man what a disgrace.

I puched him in the gut

Kneed him i the Nuts

He just hit me backI was like WTF

He said i got that removed years ago hoe

After that fight with Oro I started to get sad

Kakshi noticed it and he gotmad

He said he would teach me a justu that would allow me to beat sasuke in a brawl

All i Had to do was "spilt a f'in waterfall"(i think that sounds good)

I fanilly spilt the waterfalland yesit took forever

Then Kakshi told me i need someone with wind charka to finish my Andover

I talked to asuma and he gave me some advice

now i can do wind release resagan and it looks Nice(lame i knowbut it works)

So now I am gonna use it to increase the number of techniques

I can do So I can get Sakura to give me a kiss

Which will get Sasuke pissed.

We heard new that orochima has pasted away

So we got a tracking team 2day

so we got the best trackers like we should

Shino offered me some "plants" and they made me feel real good

Now Im all up and ready to go

Aw crud It is beginning to snow. Ill trudge and persivere through this weather

As long as I know me and Sakura are still together

In the meantime,

Sasuke is rebellin

He kills this man

Now he's runnin like a felon!

He gets a team together

He calls them Team Snake

his purpose is to toss

his bro's body in a lake!

And then become a pirate searchin for mortals

to kill and send through the death portal

steal their tressures and move along

while Sai said naruto had a small ding dong

I made about 2 thousand clone

To shecrh and find and roam

One of my clones meet Itachi now im Frighten

But Itachi said he just wants to talk he isnt goin be Biten(i think thats a word)

He told me that my nine tailed chakra was cool.

But I should spend my time going to school.

I was like Hell no to many nerds.

He said it was better then growing up with a perv (Kisame)

I was like im goin beat you so Sakura will give me a kiss(BTW im not a Sakura/Nar fan)

I dont really care if your partners half fish

So he laughed at me and casted genjutsu

Scared me so bad he made me go popo(try not to laugh at my lack of rapping skills)

Aw man I did a number on myself!

Better get my spare clothes from the shelf

So i went back to Town to change my clothes

I heard The 5th and Jiriya about to expose

My father name i was listening very close

I found out my dad was the 4th I guess i Always knew i suppose

I was shocked as you could probably guess

I found out my dad was better the the rest

Maybe the best Ninja ever was my dad

I said that was totally rad

This Is how I aquired my fear of the Water

This all happened shortly after the death of my bestfriend(look on My blog Tell of Tears for more Info). It was Summer and my Mother thought It would be a good idea to go to te public swimming pool. This was the day when she was going to teach me how to swim. So we went and there was only a few people there so it was easy to move. She was showing me how to swim with the little flipper things. I started getting into it but Adult Swim came. So I had to get out the Pool. I took mylittle swimmers off andkept my feet in the water while I watched the Adults swim. After about 20 mins it was time to swim. My mom some "come on" but I chose to wait till later. My mom said "Ok" and started swimming. I was having fun kicking my legs in the water. Soon after my sister walked behind me she ask what I was doing I replied sarcastily "swimming" after hearing this she stated thats not swimming and pushed me into the Pool.6 FEETDEEP!Remind you that I can't swim nor did i have my float things. I was flailing in the water trying to keep my head over so I wouldnt drown. I went under. My eyes were open so I could clearly see my mom hurrying under the water. I couldnt hold my breath any longer so I just gave up. I awake outside the water on my back. My mom was crying and smiling at the same time. After that day I was forever scared of cold water.
Also My sister and I who were very close before that point in time slowly dirfted apart. Now to the point that I hate her.

For the first time ever I did 2 blogs in the same day

Ok well someone asked me to write that story of why im scared of water so thats going to be my next blog. It will explain why im terrifed by water and why I hate my sisters(who is the person right beside me in my banner thing).

Yeah The Gaming got to me

I slept Till like 9:00 P.M

No Turkey for Me:(

Did what you asked

Well I fainnly got to "1500" on all the Wii Sports games!!!!!!
It took about 3 months(of on and off gaming) but i did it!
My rank goes as followed

Baseball-1894
Bowling-1676
Golf-1512(last one)
Tennis-2000!!!
Boxing(my fav)-1734

Me and my friend came about 150,000 points short of getting 1million on G'Hero

Well this is the first time ive ever done this so lets see how it works out!

TOP 5 Phobias

Algophobia - Fear of pain. Yes Pain is a very painful thing. Pain is felt by everyone in the world(except 5 people). I happen to be have a deep fear of it

Claustrophobia - Fear of confined spaces. That inculed places were there is alot of People. Im not able to go in a large group of people. If i do I start losing my beath and no longer going to be able to breath at some point. My limit is 5 people within arm's Length.

Necrophobia - Fear of death. Yes Death. I found out in my early years that death kills 100% of people. Since that day I have always been scared of it. Im trying to find a way to Live forever but Im have no success right Now

Cynophobia - Fear of dogs. I rather not explain this one.

But My number 1 fear is

Hydrophobia - Fear of water. To be more specific COLD WATER!

If you want me to go into futher detail about any of the onesI listedComment and tell me which one I might tell you why.

DoI get something special?

Pie maybe;)

I think ive been here like 3-4 months and i wrote about 7 blogs

While Suitelife made about 3-4 a day

I use blogs to tell people about whats going on in my life

but should make Pointless blogs like spam party.

I have 2 choses

My mom and dad are getting divorces and i have to hard choices

Should i live with my mom who i love

or my dad who i hate but i can go to school with my friends