A man and his wife go to a doctor

Doctor to man:What is your relationship with god?????

Man:It's all good.............He even switches on the light for me when I go to the bathroom

*later*

Doctor to man's wife:Your husband says that god switches on the light when he goes to the bathroom.........Is it true?????

wife:That bastard................I knew the food in the fridge smelled like sh!t:P:P:P:P:P:P

Also it's Diwali here in India.............I bought a lot of crackers to throw in other people's pant:P:P:P:D:D:D:D:D