I thought I might share the seven signs that convinced me to start putting steel shutters up on all my windows, make a turret on my roof, make sure my machine gun(s) are in working order, purchase a gross of each kind of ammunition and prepare to weld my doors shut.

#7 - Lady Gaga- I will give her credit for teaching me a new way to store my dehydrated food items.

#6 - Tila Tequila - this, this thing is famous. Why? It looks like something Jim Henson would come up with if Muppets did porn. No offense to any muppets past or present.

#5 - The new Hawaii five oh. Just, NO!!

#4 - The remake of every single movie I have ever held dear. The new Nightmare on elmstreet almost made me take out my own eyes so very bad was it. What's next, a remake of gone with the wind? Ok if that happens seriously, seek shelter and make sure there is someone with you who runs slower than you do.

#3 - Sixteen and pregnant. Who thought it was a good idea to put at risk youth on tv and let them think they are famous. What is wrong with people? Who watches this stuff? I wonder if anyone has done a study to see how much teen pregnancy has gone up since that started?

#2- Justin Bieber. Ok, so I have a cool story. Christophers best friend Aidens cousin lives three houses down from Justin Bieber in Stratford where he is from. Aidens cousin beat him up two years ago. I confirmed this with Aidens parents. I took Christopher, Aiden and the Cousin out for dinner. Is it wrong to love that my son Hates Justin Bieber and Miley Cirus and plays air guitar in the car to AC/DC?

#1 - Sarah Palin If anyone needs to borrow my acetylene or torches please just let me know.