Are you a winner?

Should I put that another way...

Are you a bad loser?

Does being top dog mean everything to you in everything you do?

Congratulations, you just lost!

How?

Let me break it down for you right here:

If you (not you, just you) need to win at everything then what do you think you will be surrounded with? That's right, losers! If there can only be one winner everyone else you know has to be a loser, or from the other angle, to be around you is to be a loser, and no one wants to be the loser all the time right? So that's it. You may have won, but all your friends are at my house now doing all the stuff you like but we didn't invite you because that would make us losers.

I win!

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Post-work pre-pick-up ramblings supplied courtesy of the twisted logic of two too many cups of coffee.