Hey Everyone . To start off if you like what you read here why not ask your friends to come along and comment too :), as They say the more the merrier. Except in porn ..............................Especially in porn.

So I couldn't find an actual picture of this but for those of you with the dirtiest of minds ... Enjoy ^
100 Black Men , 1 Bat Man and Rebecca Black Man or Woman ?

So did anyone hear about the Story of a Canadian girl who applied for a job at York University through email but instead of sending her cover letter and resume , She accidently attached a funny picture of Nicolas Cage looking crazy .


It is quite simply genius . Who wouldn't hire the person that sent that beast of a photo in . Also this could defo start a trend of who can send the funniest face to Employers .
I think this wee doozy would get you any job you wanted

So we are are well in to summer now ( Not that you would notice here in Scotland) . I've already been to 2 music Festivals and seen the likes of Mystery Jets , The Drums , Mumford and Sons ,Wretch 32 , Metronomy ,The View , The Rifles ,Deadmau5 , Biffy Clyro , Knife party , The Blackout ,Enter Shikari , Noel Gallagher,The Stone Roses , Swedish House Mafia ,Miles Kane ,Chase & Status , Bombay Bicycle Club ,Kaiser Chiefs,The Cribs ,Pulled apart by horses ,Major Lazer and Nicki Minaj ( Who was shockingly awful!)

The festivals were Rockness and T in the Park and both were awesome . Although weather conditions at T meant it stopped becoming a field and instead became a massive mud swamp , as you can see below haha .

However the mud and rain did not stop people from banging in the mud and rain and I even seen one fat slag sucking some dude off in the mud (must have been hungry) haha .
Altogether I spent about £900 or 1405 $'s on these 2 Festivals but was worth it for the campsite banter and amazing music that I'll never forget. I've been to Rockness 6 years in a row and T 2 years in a row .

Defo fancy Ibiza next year or Hideout Festival in Croatia .
I've applied for College to do Interactive Media and my plan is to quit my job in 2 weeks , have a month to myself and then move 150 miles away to Edinburgh, move in to an apartment with my gf who attends Uni there and start college . I havn't actually got in to college yet tho so I guess that could be a problem ...
Hopefully it all goes to plan .
What is everyone elses plans for summer ... Holiday, Music Festival ?and are you also moving away to pursue further education or maybe to get a job ?

I wish I lived somewere hotter so I could go down a beach and chill out in the sun with a cheeky wee bbq and watch crazy old homeless men stick fish up their arse .....I mean WHAT?

And in very short gaming news - I got bored last night , stuck FIFA on and decided I would try and make the MLS interesting so I edited David Beckham's stats to 99 making him the best player in the game and then I added some of the top players in the world around the teams like Messi , Ronaldo , Pique , Xavi ,Pirlo , Lampard etc
and tonight I will start a league and see what it's like . Should defo be interesting!

Anyway our time is up for now . I'm going to try and blog more often on this . Leave any suggestions in the comments about what you'd like me to talk about and feel free to post photos of yourselves in your best Bikini haha .


Catch you's all later .