My newest:

Ok, last night I went over to my friends house to play halo 2 on XBL. It was going pretty good until we got matched up with a whiny 13 year-old. He was talking so much crap and wouldn't shut up. Finally my friend just ran him over with a ghost to shut him up. After that match, he invited us to a 2-on2 game. We accepted but that was the wrong thing to do. The kids partner was really good with the sniper rifle and scored about 20 kills. We were playing to 25 so we lost. The kid only got 5 kills, and my friend got about 17. After that match, he was talking to us and wanted my friend to send him a message saying that he owned him. We told him to shut up and left. God, I hate annoying 13 year old kids who think they are gods.

I made this for the Via Infinito Union. Hope you like it.