so my dad calls and more often than not my gf answers my phone because i never answer my phone because if you are calling it then you must not have my cell phone number so i must not want to talk to you...  but my parents and grandparents call my real phone because they think it is more polite or something.  anyway my dad calls my gf answer she gives me the phone and he says "how come you never stay at her house shee seems to stay at your house alot?"  i say, "she has pet cats."  he says"how come every girl you date has a pet cat"  i say "because i can use it as a good excuse to not have to hang out with them all the time"  and he says "you know only poor people have cats"  and i say "yeah why is that"  and he says "because you have to buy your dog and when you have a dog you have to take them to the vet feed them and take care of them, when you have a cat you could care less if it dies because you can always get another free kitten."  i say, " you know that actaully makes alot of sense."

my dad has some cool logic sometimes.