Crazy guy on a street corner comes up to me.

"Hey do you know what marshal law is?" he says to me.

I reply "Why yes, I do know."

The crazy man in the red shirt and funny hair cut went on.

"I am the commander of the United States, and today I am declaring marshal law."

"Oh yeah" I chuckled.

"And I am ordering you to be happy." he said.

I let out a laugh because what I heard was so ridiculous, and then he pointed at me and said "You get it!" and then walked off to continue his mission of instating marshal law and ordering people to be happy.

Crazy man walks off; I am lefty amazed and confused.