The only thing that will get me to buy a Switch will be awesome "blow the ass out of my pants" exclusive new IP. I'm tired of Mario. I'm tired of Zelda. I'm tired of Samus. Give me lots of awesome games to sink my teeth into Nintendo, like you did in the 80s.
At this point, it's been so long since I finished Half Life 2 Ep 2, I don't even remember what it was about. You might as well reboot the whole sodding thing now.
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