--8 SIMPLE RULES:

Bridget: Everyone knows that when you bend down, your shirt goes up, your pants go down, and your underwear just stays there...Duh, it's called Physics!

Paul: (to Cate) I'm mad at you for something you said. "Let's start a family". It was a bunch of years ago.

--MORE COMING SOON.

Finally...I'm back on TV.com! I was away because of a tragic death, someone SOOO close to me had died earlier and I just couldn't deal with it.

i missit here so badly!! i can't believe this!

Wow, leave me ur comments. thx

Love,
Christian.

Ok, apparently people liked it when I did that, so here's the newest version--YAY!

I will put up a Friends-Related contest (quiz) and you vote. At the end of tomorrow (wherever u are), the results will be out.

WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF THE SHOW 'FRIENDS' RETURNED TO TV?
YES! OH MY GOD, I WOULD LOVE IT! LOVE FRIENDS!!
I WOULD BE THRILLED OF COURSE
NOT REALLY BECAUSE I BELIEVE THAT THE SHOW ENDED PERFECTLY, WITH NO CLIFFHANGERS, AND SHOWING US WHERE EACH WOULD GO ON HIS WAY

Choose one of these choices and VOTE! Thanks!

Mine is: I WOULD BE THRILLED OF COURSE yet I LOOOOOOVE the show!

"They don't know that we know they know we know!" --PHOEBE BUFFAY-HANNIGAN QUOTED THE "RATHER MOST RIDICULOUS YET HUMOROUS" LINE ON "FRIENDS", "THE ONE WHERE EVERYBODY FINDS OUT"

"Mike, how many sisters does Joey have?"
"Uhhh...(Joey gives him a six) Six."
"What are you doin'? I said SEVEN!" -JOEY'S STUPIDITY MOUNTS WHEN, AFTER FORGETTING ABOUT HIS BLIND DATE WITH PHOEBE, HE BRINGS A STRANGER ON "FRIENDS", "THE ONE WITH THE PEDIATRICIAN".

"I don't know why! I don't know why the principal put my face on a picture of a 'mooch'!"
"No, God did that." -RORY'S RATHER FUNNIEST LINE, MAKING FUN OF SISTER BRIDGET ON "8 SIMPLE RULES", "THE PRINCIPAL"

"You wanna have one of those (kids)?"
"Yeah..."
"Tell me which one, and I'll just slip it in my coat." PHOEBE BEING NOT SARCASTIC, BUT FUNNY ON "FRIENDS", "THE ONE WITH RACHEL'S GOING-AWAY PARTY"

"This is the new car I bought..."
(The car is represented by...well, an awful-looking bus!)
"And we're going to see it with THAT?!" LAUREN MILLER'S FUNNIEST LINE, AS SHE IN DISGUST MEETS THE "NEW CAR" ON "STILL STANDING".

"I wanna talk about something -- to you --that makes me REALLY uncomfortable"
"Okay. How about, uh...you showeing with your mom?"
"I actually had a topic in mind!" JOEY'S GREAT SARCASM WITH ROSS AS HE SPEAKS ABOUT...WELL, Y'KNOW? ON "FRIENDS", "THE ONE WITH THE VIDEOTAPE".

Episode 12.09 The One With The Tofurkey
Storyline by Troy (tafj73)

This is the storyline of my upcoming Friends Fanfic that I will write (COMPLETE SCRIPTS) this upcoming week. (taken from tafj73...thanks alot for that!)

This hour-long "flashback" episode features dinner at Monica and Chandler's house, with everyone reliving Thanksgiving Days of the past. The guest list is rather long (Monica, Chandler, Jack, Erica, Rachel, Ross, Emma, Phoebe, Mike, Lillie, Joey, Michelle, Jack and Judy Geller, Dina and her baby - hope I haven't forgot anyone!) Phoebe also decides to bring "Tofurkey" - a tofu-based turkey meat substitute. She brought it for everyone to try, which they all do - their reactions are similar to the ones they made in the season 6 "beef custard thing" that Rachel made. Phoebe also mentions that she wants to start "training" Lillie to appreciate other foods besides meat - hopefully in becoming a vegetarian someday. All the Friends show some support, as they know it is another of Phoebe's quirky ideas.



Joey also receives his check from filming the reality show in Japan. The note attached says that they'll be sending DVD copies of the show sometime after the new year. Joey and Michelle decide to use the money for a trip together. Chandler says, "So, Japan wasn't enough traveling, then?" Meanwhile, Jack Geller mentions that he was also thinking about organizing a "Geller trip" to Disneyworld in the new year as well, having the Gellers, their spouses, and their kids along for the trip. Everyone thinks it's a great idea, except for Phoebe and Mike who realize they aren't a "Geller" nor are they back from Japan. lol So, they decide to plan a short trip for themselves and Lillie.

The only problem is, well...I've already started with the episode and halfway there! hehe but i need some more funny lines...sarcastic quotes for this episode.

HELP ME WITH SOME! it's rreally hard to write a Friends fanfic (alone hehe lol) Anyonne got any quotes? lines? ideas?...FUNNY? thanks:lol:

Troy (or else known as TV.com's tafj73...hehe) gave me the permission to write (and enjoy writing) the full transcripts of his Friends Season 12.09 special Thanksgiving episode: The One With The Tofurkey. So that's gonna be coming soon on my blog!! make sure to read it ALL here, on my blog!! Keep checking in today and always!!

If you want to read the storyline on that episode, go to tafj73's profile: tafj73.

Until then, leave me your comments on this:lol:hopefully, positive comments LOL!!

AIR DATE OF THE EPISODE: So far, I've started with the hour-long special Thanksgiving episode. It might take a while--maybe a few days. Tune in next Sunday (that's April 29th) for the publishing of the episode. THX AGAIN.

"Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. Wait--wait. Did I say that outloud?" --CHANDLER BING, FRIENDS, "PILOT"

"You don't have a TV?! Then what's all your furniture pointing at?" --JOEY TRIBBIANI WONDERED, FRIENDS, "THE ONE IN BARBADOS"

"Guess whose middle name is Muriel..."
"Muriel?! Oh, my god! Chandler M Bing!!" --ROSS SHOCKED RACHEL WITH AN UNSUSPECTED TRUTH, FRIENDS, "THE ONE WITH RACHEL'S DATE"

"Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it." --MONICA GELLER CONSOLING A RUNAWAY-BRIDE RACHEL, FRIENDS, "PILOT"

"Mom, give us one reason why we can't go to the Rock festival!"
"Oh, no, I'll give you three: drinking, sex, and rock and roll."
"SOLD!" --C.J., CATE, AND BRIDGET HENNESSEY ON A ROCK FESTIVAL, 8 SIMPLE RULES, "LET'S KEEP GOING, PART I"

"I believe we need to give Lauren some privacy."
"Why do you think she needs some privacy?"
"I read it in her diary." --BILL AND JUDY MILLER ON INVADING THEIR KID'S PRIVACY, "STILL STANDING"

"I didn't get the part...Well, I'm sorry if I'm not a middle-aged black woman, and I'm sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong auditions!"  --JOEY TRIBBIANI ON HIS BAD ACTING CAREER, "FRIENDS"

and so my "Quote of the Day" continues tomorrow...I hope you're enjoying them as much as it's taking me half an hour to write them all!! hehe

Yeah, it's a little too popular now, but figured I should try it, so here goes:

MY FAVORITE SITCOMS:

1. Friends (duh)
2. 8 Simple Rules
3. Stacked
4. Will & Grace
5. Reba
6. Still Standing
7. Dharma & Greg
8. Joey
9. Hope & Faith
10. How I Met Your Mother

MY FAVORITE DRAMA:

1. Grey's Anatomy
2. Tru Calling
3. Lost
4. ER
5. One Tree Hill

more coming soon...

(oh, and i know most of u disagree with the likes of the drama shows--:D)

Okay, now I've been watching the show Tru Calling just a couple of weeks ago--they're shooting reruns in where I am (Lebanon).

And, anyway, I thought it was amazing! I've watched so many episodes so far, and I hope I'll find the show on DVD really soon. It's truly one of TV's Best Drama Shows!

...Point: For those who watch Tru Calling or used to, would you like the show to return for a third season...or perhaps a continue of the second?

YES
NO

The results for the above contest will be shown by the end of Tuesday, or perhaps in the early morning :D

=>My vote goes to a definitely Yes. "Tru Calling" was a great show that definitely deserves and is worth having another season on air. FOX made a mistake, and that is cancelling the show and putting it off the air :( For those who've never seen the show yet, search for it her on TV.com. You're gonna love it; I know it!

Still Standing is like my third favorite comedy Television series show. But I'm kinda confused whether Dharma and Greg beats it. I think they're both great, equally, but maybe Still Standing is just a bit better. ?! It kinda depends on which episode.

But now I kinda wanna know what my best friends on TV.com think (ur def. one of 'em:lol:)

Vote: Still Standing
          Dharma & Greg

Remember, if you're confused, I prefer Still Standing:PSo choose THAT if u r confused:P