((This is just the sugarrush talking)).

If I had a girlfriend:

I'd tell he I loved her every day

I'd text her 50 times a day

 I'd actually go to the gym

I'd listen to journey's greatests hits with her

I'd play video games with her

I'd give up my video games for her

I'd climb mountains and block rivers

I might leave my house for more than just work

we could travel the country together

we could travel the world together

 We could make a band on guitar hero

I'd pwn her on crysis, but then she'd probably pwn me back

 we'd celebrate the good times, and weather the bad ones together

I'd be a man (for once).