XBOX MARKETING: The Xbox One "price drop" scam didn't work. Consumers realized that we were trying to manipulate them, seeing how it wasn't a price drop for the console and instead just an unbundling to lower the price by taking away the Kinect. What will we do now? We're doomed!

343 General Manager: Let's talk about HALO 5 early.

XBOX MARKETING: But that's the only real ammo we have for E3.

343 General Manager: Xbox dOne.

XBOX MARKETING: Hey! Not funny.

Microsoft CEO: The Xbox One "price drop" scam didn't work. Consumers realized that we were trying to manipulate them, seeing how it wasn't a price drop for the console and instead just an unbundling to lower the price by taking away the Kinect. What will we do now? We're doomed!

343 General Manager: Let's talk about HALO 5 early.

Microsoft CEO: But that's the only real ammo we have for E3.

343 General Manager: Xbox dOne.

Microsoft CEO: Hey! Not funny.

- fin

Carolyn Petit, thank you for reviewing a seeming gem of a game. It's not often such a remarkable looking title comes through that nearly anyone with a PC can meet the system requirements to play. I hope to pick this up soon.

Gamers: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed gaming, prepare to die.

Microsoft: Please, I'll give you anything.

Gamers: Offer me money and power.

Microsoft: Of course, more than you can imagine.

Gamers: Offer me multimedia without premium charges, too.

Microsoft: Netflix, Hulu, anything you want!

(Sword runs through the heart of greed.)

Gamers: I want carefree gaming back you son of a bitch!

XBOX dONE.

XBOX dONE.

Looks like CBS is trimming the fat and hiring more freelance writers for the GameSpot news mill. Where do I sign up?

They must have been saving this topic for a special occasion, it's the biggest waiting game in all of gaming. Second would have to be The Last Guardian.

In a word, no.

Jess should be in a video game.