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Funniest quote on GS in a while...

A guy in OT made a topic, "I am bored. What do I do?"


[QUOTE="MindsEye"] [QUOTE="menis01"]Fart on a cat?

Well that's going to be more difficult than one might think. First I am going to wait until Monday morning for a pet store to open. Then I am going to have to call around to find out who has a cat. Then I need to get in my car and drive probably 25 miles to the pet store (and back). Then I am going to have to put down a good chunk of money for one. After I finally get it home I will need to turn on my stove, open a can of baked beans with a can opener than warm the beans for 10 minutes. When the beans are warm I will need to empty them on a plate and eat them with a spoon and wait about 15 minutes. Finally I will be able to complete my task and fart on a cat. In conclusion I think it will just take too much time and effort for me to take this one on.