Let me say this Before I start... Today "Burn Notice" comes out and I'm Happy. One of my Fav. shows... I do have some worries about it like "How long can the so keep going wih the same plot" but eveything else is great :) now that that's off my chest let's begin.

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A man died and went to hell. When he got there, there were three rooms. The devil asked him to pick a room; he was going to have to be a replacement for whoever's in that room for the next 1,000 years non-stop. The man looked in Room 1 and saw a man getting whipped with a whip. The man looked in Room 2 and saw a man getting burned by a blow torch. Then he looked in Room 3 and saw a woman giving an extremely old man a blow job. The man looked at the devil and said "I want Room 3" The devil went inside and tapped the woman on the shoulder and said, "Excuse me ma'em, your time is up, I found your replacement..."

I'm confused... See I've always been bad at telling genders of people (like that hooker yesterday don't ask) especially on the Internet... Like how I thought Deidarasama was a guy for a good 3 months... I usually can tell by the Icon but in some people's case like SolarMoonTear I might have to read... So if I don't speak to you that often please tell me your gender so I know if I can hit on you? It would be helpful: P

It also got me thinking about random things in the House having a Gender... Like a Toaster... I figure the best example is a T.V remote... It's clearly a woman... "Why" you ask? It gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying...and trying... and if you're really hot he'll try again.

As much as I hate to admit it the average women is smarter then the average man (not me of course). Here is the sad, sad story of a female brain cell inside a man's brain.

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet.

"Hello?" she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?"

She cried a little louder, but still no answer. Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a very faint voice from far, far away....

"We're down here."

Yeah that's about it...

*EDIT*
I saw Hancock today... It was funny but I really didn't get to enjoy it because the people right behind me had this Awful laugh. That lasted about 2 mins after the funny part was over...

[spoiler] Like when he put some guys head up another man's a$$ [/spoiler]