*Points to Animal Rights People*
The Best way to start this is with a couple of Jokes to lightin up the mood So
-What do you call a vegetarian who goes back to eating meat?
Someone who lost their veg-inity!
-How many PETA employees does it take to rescue an animal?
Two. One to rescue the animal and one to kill it.
Ok now that that's out the way Lets Begin
Highlight before Reading: This is me being extremely sarcastic and shouldn't be Taken Serious... If you are an Animal Rights Person just Roll with the Punches
Who's Fault is it!?
You can argue that it the people themselves chose this life sty!e but I think the is a much bigger cooperation behind this. That's Right it's your Beloved Disney! Making movies Like Bamby! Making those Animals seem so cute. Making me feel bad about being Human... Look up what they Made Bamby look like and then look at a REAL Dear...
(Bamby)
(Real Deer)
Do you See what's happened? They are Starting to kill us... What's Next? Snakes makeing Awesome looking shoe out of us. A Bear or a Wolf making a Coat out of us even though they don't really need them? We must get rid of this Problem quickly...
Everyone grab your guns! 
No not you Sally... You Grab your Slingshot 
Why Should they have Right?
Animals don't have rights. They don't have rights, because people like me don't give them any. If a Bear in the woods feels like you violated its territory, tough Sh!t blow its head off. You have the "right" to be in a Bear's territory just as much as he does. I don't understand that "He's Scared of you" B.S.... He's got 1000 pounds on me. I need protection from him! If he was scared of me wouldn't he run away? If He attacks you that means he dumb and should die off that fact alone...
What's next if we give them Rights?
Where do you draw the line between what deserves to be saved and what doesn't? Do trees deserve to be saved? Do plants deserve to be saved? What about insects? If so, even Mosquitoes? Ohh maybe Rocks deserve rights! We should all sit down on the least impressionable piece of land we can find and try not to kill anything or to hurt anyone's feelings and eat only tofu and sing happy songs about dancing fairies and flowers and children and smiles and laughter. We should live in harmony with the animals and we should spend hours hugging old people and riding the "It's a Small World" ride at Disney Land, and we should protest against people that wear fur, because wearing fur is mean! YOU FUR PEOPLE ARE BIG MEANIES!!!!!
A Study was show that 11% of all Males in rural areas lose their virginity to Animals... That's right Pigs are forcing your kids into sex... Poor Boy getting raped by a Horse must hurt...
PETA
PETA is a group of extremists that say that they are for the ethical treatment of animals, but, since 1998, they have killed more that 12,000 animals, that's about 42 killed animals a WEEK. PETA president and co-founder Ingrid Newkirk has described her group's overall goal as "total animal liberation." This means no meat, no milk, no zoos, no circuses, no wool, no leather, no hunting, no fishing, and no pets (not even seeing-eye dogs). PETA is also against all medical research that requires the use of animals. Despite its constant moralizing about the "unethical" treatment of animals by restaurant owners, grocers, farmers, scientists, anglers, and countless other Americans, PETA has killed over 14,400 dogs and cats at its Norfolk, Virginia headquarters. During 2005, PETA put to death over 90 percent of the animals it collected from members of the public. PETA activists regularly target children as young as six years old with anti-meat and anti-milk propaganda, often waiting outside their schools to intercept them as they walk to and from Cla$$ without notifying parents.
The End
To end this I will give you something to live by... Eat Meat, Rape the Earth, Disney blows a$$, bears are stupid, and I'm Bored.
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