What with all this Fuse madness getting me all hot and bothered, i decided to spend some time creating some achievements of my own. Prepare for their inevitable integration into most mainstream releases any day now:

50G The Jack Attack - kill at least 300 enemies while dying only twice.

-10G Being THAT Guy - kill at least one member of your own team and then quit the match.

100G Safety First - successfully clear a stage of all explosive barrels, precariously hung chandeliers and other environmental hazards.

20G Realism Mode - opt to leave your escortee behind and save yourself.

30G The Negotiator - beat the game via the first level by successfully convincing your assailants to lay down their arms and turn themselves in to their nearest law enforcement agency