The Da Vinci Code was not surprisingly disappointing:
7/10
Which is too bad too, because Ron's movie from last year, Cinderella Man, was outstanding. His latest film just gives you too many answers too quickly in the beginning, and it just seems like it's not very suspensful enough to keep you entertained. It is however, an interesting concept for a story that is worth seeing the movie just once. If you've read the book, you'll most likely be disappointed, and if you haven't, it's worth a look. But overall, you're just better off reading the book.
And we also have the new champion for "Worst Movie of the Year":
2/10
This is not only a remake of a great movie, but it's also not even scary or suspensful at all. In fact, it seems like you want the killer to just quit the stalking crap and just strangle her. Hell, you yourself feel like you want to get the job done. But then again, what other terrible horror movies didn't want you to think that? This piece of trash is not even good as a coaster, let alone using it for a target pidgeon. If you want good horror movies, don't look forward to today's or soon-to-be-released trash. Just watch the actually good ones, like Videodrome, or the Shining.
And finally:
8/10
Dear God, does this movie kick ass. The main reason for me loving this cheesy, laughable B-movie horror flick is........well, because I love cheesy, laughable B-movie horror flicks. The Blob is a cult classic for a reason, and I don't see any reason for you not to see it........unless you hate movies. Then i'd have to hurt you......with........a milk carton. Filled with cement. Capice? (Or however you spell that damn word...)
So moving on to more important stuff, I got EP's:
^^^^^^^^^^^Slow Riot
Hey, I wasn't gonna find 'em anywhere else, so what the hell? I'm a Godspeed You Black Emperor! freak, and a Mars Volta at that, so might as well.
And then there is this issue:
Damn, I want this game so bad. I'm selling my Animal Crossing game for $20, so i'll be sure to get this one......of course, there is the fact that I don't have a wireless router, so I can't play online..........oh well, I heard the single player is awesome, so i'll stick with that.
And then there is my anger problem......yes, I have an anger problem. It's the dog's fault, really. >____>
But i'm going to have a heart attack soon if I don't get my short (make that VERY short) temper go away, it's heart attacks and high blood pressure land for me. ^_________^
So if you've been to anger management or had any problems, you can act as my savior........for$5........okay, $1. *-_-
And great news: Decemberunderground in three days, but you can check it out now. Hot damnity.
And, since you actually took the time to read this, here's my mom and dad:
>__________>
That would explain the old geezer bugging me about getting me that Woodstock movie. >_<
Which is only the greatest concert eva, fo'.
So bye. Got to see the Omen soon.
(Please help meh. )
GB and GN.