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Campers and Noobtubers (Oh yeah)

First note.. I don't blog. Count this as complaining if you would like to but I have no where else to b*tch but to the gaming community.

Second note.. I know. There's a whole bunch of these complaints out there. But I'm stating mines so f**k off if you don't care.

Now. I've capitalized Noobtubers and Campers simply because they're their own little race and because my OCD won't allow them to be placed among gamers. To me, a gamer is one who is defined as someone who, of course, plays video games with little to an immense level of skill (.1% to infinite).A Noobtuber is one with no skill. A less than nothing that ponders around the map pushing a stick and pressing a button, hoping that the strange boom that they just created in front of them makes a +50 or +100 pop up on their screen. But of course you can use some perks to counter against these Noobtubers right? Not a f**king chance buddy, because there are also perks that they can use to increase their Noobtubing "ability". How convenient. But it's an effective weapon to use clearing out a crowded pile, right? Right. But when I don't get killed by a primary weapon for five games straight and my 30+ deaths on the scoreboard continuously overlap my kills because of non-stop firing grenades hailing down on me right when I spawn.. there's a problem. It's not that I want you to completely abandon the noobtube, it's just that ifyou can't not rely on that stick for a kill andyou really lack the skill to aim down the sights of a non-splash weapon and you really don't want to try.. you should jump off a bridge into a a river of d**ks so that you can get f**ked as much and as hard as you've been f**king others.

Now a Camper is one whose skill is one microcosm more than a Noobtuber. Why? Read the last f**king paragraph, that's f**king why.. damn paragraph skipping a**hole. But even if so, they are still virtually skill-less cowards. "But camping is a defensive technique to defend!".. Is it really now? Or is it just something that you do because you are too much of a vaginal blister, coward to want to run around during the game and actually play? I think it's the second one buddy.

I'm done. F**k it.

Isn't it funny how you thought of MW2 right when you read the topic title?

And I know I wrote a lot more about the Noobtubers, but that's only because I got a nuke right in the middle of writing about the Campers and I lost my train of thought.. so f**k it.