I decided our buddy Chevolutionary would be a better candidate than any of the ass-clowns that will most likely be on the ballot, so I decided I'm voting for him. Without missing a beat, at nearly the exact same time as I was thinking this, Chev decided he was in fact running. It was magical. Some of you may have already seen it in Chev's journal, but I just thought I'd share it again in case anyone didn't.
I've taken this as an omen and decided that in the likely event that I hate all the mainstream party-endorsed candidates, Chev will be my written-in alternative. I suggest you do the same. If he gets enough votes, they might change the law saying you have to have been born in the U.S. to run.
WE CAN DO IT. CHEV IN 08.
/weird rant