LOLERZ, Bill how did you know grams would be coming back??!:o I wish I would've known:cry: I got a call yesterday from her......how the h3ll does she know my number??0.o o.0 Next thing I know she's sitting on my couch watching Maury!!:x The next post is about my crazy grams........:cry:

Grams: *farts*where's the beer!!!:x

Keira: Listen bumpkin, this is not a damn bar.:|

Grams: Heh, you could've fooled me with you looking like a 2 dollar wh0re.....

Alex: :lol:OWN3D!!!!

Me: erm.......Grams, why are you here.........>.>

Grams: :oYour not crippled anymore!!! Anyway, why you need to know?! Don't you love your gram grams!!!:evil:

Keira: NO.:|

Grams: Alex, be a idiot and bring me some cheese:evil:

Alex: 0.o o.0 ONLY the cheese??!:|

Grams: WTF DID I SAY??!!!:evil:

Me and Keira are standing there like WTF at that point. But Alex still goes into the kitchen ans brings her some slices.:?

Grams: *sits on it*:)

Us: WTF?? 0.o o.0

Me: um........wheres grampa?:?

Grams: That f****? Meh, probaly s**** out that uncooked chicken I gave 'em:lol: G0d, I wish he would just DIE already!!! You know we don't even have s3x anymore?:evil:

Keira: WTF? no one wants to hear that!!! Jeez, wth is wrong with you!!:x

Grams: Keira, why don't you and your brothers come with me to Rite Aid before Grams sticks this cane up your boney ass!!!:evil:

Keira: :evil: F*** YOU!!!! Serously, wtf are you going to do?? You'll trip over your saggy t***s!!!:lol:

Grams: Honey, I could take you down with one f**** blow from one b00b alone.:| SO STFU!!!:evil:

Keira: :evil:

Grams: Meh *pulls out cigerarette*

Me: WTF? IS THAT WEED????!!!!!!:o:o:o:o

Grams: yup, it's my medicine:wink:

Me: I HAVE ASTHMA!!!!!!!:x

Grams: Meh, pull the rat out your ass:roll: *puffs* This is some good s***.:D

Me: ..........

And that was this afternoon alone. Excuse me while I go run her bath water. *shudders*